[shibumi]

Reminds me of the favorite, oft-told two-liner inspired by a late night White Castle session:

Q - Why do farts smell?

A - So that deaf people can enjoy them.

(At this point in the conversation my beloved wife feels compelled to recount the story of the time when, while sleeping well after midnight, I emitted a flatulent utterance of such volume that it rattled the glass in the bedroom window, awoke my son sleeping in the basement and caused the dogs to bark in full alarm.)

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So that deaf people can enjoy them. LOL!

...I emitted a flatulent utterance of such volume that it rattled the glass...

With her 140 dB snore volume, my ex-wife would cause dogs two blocks away to bark in fear and Animal Rescue to show up because neighbors thought we were torturing hogs at night.

We had separate bedrooms within days of our honeymoon, but her snoring would still wake me throughout the night most every night. Since I booted her out, I sleep like a baby.