[secret garden]

Rise and shine!

[truthkeeper]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse

It would be nice if we could do this all over the forum.

Good morning to you. :-)

[secret garden]

Rise and shine!

[Roccus]

I just got an up-date.....WVU has just scored again!!!

(yeah, I know we're supposed to use it in a sentence, but I just couldn't resist posting an example)

[bert]

Free Republic, a family, liberty, constitution loving web forum, is famous for it’s “I’d hit it” Lazamataz gasconade.

[Texas Eagle]

Shortly after returning from his tenth vacation of the year, President Obama visited Shaker Heights High School in Cleveland, Ohio and gasconaded," Cleveland, I know you’re hearing a lot of promises from a lot of politicians lately. But today, you’re only going to hear one from me. As long as I have the privilege of serving as your president, I promise to do everything I can, every day, to make this country a place where hard work and responsibility mean something –where everyone can get ahead, not just those at the very top or those who know how to work the system. "

The President immediately went out and played his 420th round of golf since assuming office.

[SoothingDave]

I can't believe Obama put this guy in charge of the new finance czar thingy.

[left that other site]

Primary Season Has Begun. Time to prepare for the usual gasconade that emanates from both sides of the aisle.

[count-your-change]

Gasconade.

Let's see...Gasconade....lemonade? Naw....handgrenade?..Here we go.......

Mayor Everette Belcher Fillpotts III, Master of Eructation, became gasconade after drinking spiked lemonade, required medical aid for a case of colonnade.

[Sherman Logan]

There’s a Gasconade River in MO. Nice canoeing stream. One of the most crooked rivers in the world.

[TexasCajun]

Gasconade:

Perfect for a President that normally talks out his ass!

[ConorMacNessa]

The Iranians are masters of deceit - they will not block the Straits of Hormuz - they camouflage their weakness in sheer gasconade.

Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Barack, inept King of the Gasconade
Tosses himself every accolade
Of the leaders before
Says he’s in the top four
Sprained his wrist while self-dousing with Gatorade

[afraidfortherepublic]

Jon Corzine has received the most public exposure for his habit of public gasconade Jon craved French Chateau -- a terrific French word to describe a French embarrassment.

[martin_fierro]

Gascanade.

[Winstons Julia]

Biden insists that the price of oil isn’t an issue because Kraft Foods can make plenty of Gasconade. “Red is my favorite flavor,” he added.

[doubled]

My neighbor for a loud car paid
Got me thinking about a midnight raid
Sugar in the tank
I’ll say without a blink
That I was making gas can ade.

[hobbes1]

It appears that the ConservativeMedia that excoriated the newt for his gasconade, is now taking affront to his new pugilistic tone towards Mittens