[Bender2]

Bendy? Bendy, are we there... yet?

As our announcer, let me say... Leslie, if you will shut up, we shall get there!

Okay, okay, Orson! Just glad I got somewhere to go... now that I am all dress up--

Yes, Fellow Freepers... we are in... HOLLYWOOD!

For the Academy... Awards--

And to get right to it, y'all give it up for your host Billy... Crystal!

Here we are again, folks... two hours late--

Since Oliver Stone and Sean Penn are back in rehab, to present the Oscar for Best Actor... we have a substitute--

A big hand for... the one and only Doctor--

Zoidddddddddddddddddddddddddddd... berg!

The nominees for Best Actor are Demian Bichir... for immigrant tree climbing in A Better Life.

Georgeous George Clooney... for flip-flopping in The Descendants.

Jean Dujardin... for going black, white and mute in The Artist.

Gary Oldman... going old school British in Tinker Tailor Soldier Drag Queen Spy.

Brad Pitt... for going boring talking economics in Moneyball.

And lastly, our old pal Bendy... for telling the truth in his starring role in the epic 6 hour cut of All My Free Republic Postings in the 2012 NFL Live Thread: The Friggin' Movie!.

And the Oscar... goes to--

Bender! Bender... BENDER!!!!!

They like me! They really... like me!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hummm... It seems we momentarily lost our satellite feed, but it appears... The Better Life crowd is not happy that Demian Bichir lost.

Nor are the fans of Brad Pitts'... Moneyball

Or are British soccer hooligans... for Gary Oldman--

Those fans that came with The Artist actor Jean Dujardin... are not looking pleased either!

Yet all of George Clooney's past girlfriends... are very pleased he lost.

Meanwhile... elsewhere--

Gadzooks! I love it when a plan... and booze comes together!

Oh, Bendy! I am so glad someone from the real world... finally won!

Way to go, Bender, old sport! With my Oscar track record... next year I'm going the blackmail route myself--

Peter, how can you condone... Bender's cheating to win an Oscar?

Cheating my arse, George! Bender won fair and square and take this... for not believing it!

[Lucas McCain]

Good Grief! You sure invested a lot of time on this. I would rather have a prostate exam than watch the Academy Awards.

[U-238]

I used to live in a city where a lot of Hollywood and people in the music industry resided. I find Hollywood “types”to be very vapid except those in the music industry.

[amom]

rofl

^5

[AGreatPer]

Best line of the night is:

Here we are at the Chapter 11 Theater (Kodak).

First Oscar, Cinematopography goes to a guy that needs a haircut.
Hugo

[upchuck]

Nice job with the graphics. Funny!!

As to the awards... who cares? I’d rather spend the time FReeping and getting some education.

[Afterguard]

The first thing that came to my mind when I heard the Oscars was tonight was, who gives a s@&t.

[Pharmboy]

Nice job, Bendy...quite creative. They should have you help write the show (although the Billy Crystal intro was pretty good...almost as thrilling as the Super Bowl)).

Thanks for the ping...

[NormsRevenge]

Hot chicks! Lame gig!

[Dr. Scarpetta]

I saw a lot of the movies. I liked The Help & Warhorse, but loved Moneyball. ArtIst was charming, but not the best IMO.

[exit82]

Bravo! Much more entertaining than the Oscars have been in years.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

George Clooney as a Best Actor nominee? Really? He’s average at best.

Come on,now.

[Beowulf9]

So far what I notice is the majority of the men are homosexual and the rest of the nominees and winners seem to be very liberal.

[Beowulf9]

Gotta applaud the top of the column, Bender2, you should win an academy award for that!

I do hope Woody Allen wins for Midnight in Paris, that movie was really beautiful.

Loved the music.

[CitizenM]

Oscar night...a televised event that is equally as boring as a speech by Obama. Celebrated by people who are equally as self-centered and phony. How anyone can watch these greedy, mostly unhappy, immoral, Hollywood egomaniacs pay homage to one another is beyond me.

[doug from upland]

SING ALONG = THEY SUCK IN HOLLYWOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC2hiQHcPE

[Yaelle]

Funny!! Ha ha ha ha! You need to be on the AI thread!

[2sheds]

You’ve outdone yourself this time, my FRiend!

[SevenofNine]

BENDER props to movie Metropolis caption do you got restored version Dude LOL!

[SevenofNine]

BENDER props to movie Metropolis caption do you got restored version Dude LOL!