LOL!
We had a Maytag that pulled a support bolt out of the floorpan, so it would then hop across the floor.
I was in the laundry room the day it did this.
It hopped across teh floor and bumped into me.
I spun around to look at it, and it hopped backwards.
[Looked like it had jumped back.]
Then it started moving towards me, so I stepped to my right.
The washer followed.
I stepped left, the washer followed.
I backed up into the slop sink and started yelling and the washer moved forward at me some more and started making horrid banging noises.
Re: 304: I can’t stop lol-ing!