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Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute
The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

Posted on 03/06/2012 10:45:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Salamander

Ah. Well. Ummmm. Think of all the money you’ll save on heating bills this winter...


61 posted on 03/07/2012 7:50:04 AM PST by null and void (Day 1142 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

True dat.

I’m heating a 27 x 16 LR.

The dogs snuggle up to me like a wood stove.

And then the icy chills kick in.

[it’s like I’m two Marvel super heroes in one]

;D


62 posted on 03/07/2012 8:55:45 AM PST by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind)
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To: Salamander
I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.

As in you browse a web site and pick the girl and have her come to you, versus walking down the street to find one...
63 posted on 03/07/2012 9:10:57 AM PST by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: Little Ray

“Seems one of my Uncle’s hands was marrying a lady from a certain house of ill repute.”

Just curious, has the rest of your uncle remained a bachelor? :) Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

Like the story.


64 posted on 03/07/2012 9:13:18 AM PST by GilesB
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To: Little Ray

The impression I got from the story was that she was still practicing.


65 posted on 03/07/2012 10:04:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

It was a pun - prostitute + sell-by.


66 posted on 03/07/2012 10:06:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GreenHornet

Very Rodney Dangerfield-esque.


67 posted on 03/07/2012 10:51:00 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

As long as you’re not Kim Jong.


68 posted on 03/07/2012 10:54:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

They’d get better results if they’d rotate that bouncing 90 degrees.


69 posted on 03/07/2012 10:54:53 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

Maybe she’s using the dental dams on her ummmm associate carpet cleaner ? Yuck phew nasty nasty nasty skank !.... Nasty !


70 posted on 03/07/2012 1:59:21 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: LucyT; Revolting cat!
Wonder why he was searching for prostitutes on the internet.

Maybe he works for a Metro transit authority.

As suspension ends, Greanias faces difficult return to Metro (after cruising rent boys) (Houston Chronicle - Aug. 7, 2011, 10:14PM - CAROL CHRISTIAN)

71 posted on 03/07/2012 3:15:51 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: Salamander; shibumi; humblegunner
I seriously cannot comprehend what an “internet prostitute” actually is or does.

Someone who posts excerpts for their blogpimps on Free Republic?

72 posted on 03/07/2012 3:16:43 PM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: shibumi
(On the other hand, I have no trouble at all seeing her buying $3,000 worth of flannel shirts and baseball caps.)

And a catcher's mitt.

73 posted on 03/07/2012 3:35:15 PM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Just another dual income family.


74 posted on 03/07/2012 3:37:59 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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