Honeymooning hubby realises [sic] wife is prostitute

The Local ^ | 3/6/12 | Clea Caulcutt

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Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

[South40]

Reading the headline, I thought Sandra Fluke got married.

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I’m already sic [sic].

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Damnit, I knew I forgot something!

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If I said it made a difference, I’d be lion.

[MaxMax]

Oh boy..

[TChad]

What, no renting vs. buying jokes?

[shibumi]

Is any one else having trouble envisioning Sandra Fluke needing $3,000 worth of condoms?

(On the other hand, I have no trouble at all seeing her buying $3,000 worth of flannel shirts and baseball caps.)

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Frankly, she reminds me of Paula Poundstone.

[stuartcr]

Then I doubt she really needs birth control...

[WinMod70]

Frankly, yes Frankly is my impression. A handsome thing with that rugged square jaw.

[shibumi]

Interesting - from Dan Collins in College Politico

"However, as I discovered today, birth control is not all that Ms. Fluke believes private health insurance must cover. She also, apparently, believes that it is discrimination deserving of legal action if “gender reassignment” surgeries are not covered by employer provided health insurance. She makes these views clear in an article she co-edited with Karen Hu in the Georgetown Journal of Gender and the Law."

[Rummyfan]

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com.

Oh the joys of on-line dating.

[Rummyfan]

A French woman showering more than once per week should have been a red flag.

Okay since you started it....

How do you clear a hotel room of Frenchmen?

Toss in a bar of soap!

[Rummyfan]

There is no way Fluke has a lot of male companions, even if she’s giving it away. Consider that for a national appearance this is how she looked - she won’t clean up any better.

[Rummyfan]

And this lib whacko fluke is getting a free-ride at Georgetown Law School, courtesy of some public interest group, which costs over $40K annually, yet she still wants someone else to pay her birth control! Damn bitch!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Hi Dad, Mom told me you were here. Wanna go to dinner?”

[Slings and Arrows]

Or a German.

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“The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

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Been wondering about that...