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Catholic Shampoo
March 10, 2012
Posted on 03/10/2012 3:58:20 PM PST by NKP_Vet
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To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
03/10/2012 5:28:37 PM PST
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: NKP_Vet
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY. THANK YOU.
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posted on
03/10/2012 6:23:44 PM PST
by
ImaGraftedBranch
(...By reading this, you've collapsed my wave function. Thanks.)
To: ottbmare
Many Many Moons ago on a ranch in a remote area the local
Pastor call and asked if he could stop by for a visit.
It was the latter part of the afternoon on a hot Summer day.
We, Mrs TaMoDee and I, usually had a refresher in the afternoon. I asked: “Father, Would like a Sheppps Bitter Lemon and Vodka?” His answer: “I thought you’d never ask!”
We could plan on a visit twice a month.
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posted on
03/10/2012 6:29:32 PM PST
by
TaMoDee
( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2012!)
To: Brad's Gramma
24
posted on
03/10/2012 7:30:31 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
WHAT???
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:31:31 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
To: traderrob6
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:32:17 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: Brad's Gramma
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:33:12 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: NKP_Vet
One of my Favorite Catholic Blessings:
“(”for every creature of God is good, and nothing to be rejected that is received with thanksgiving; for it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer” - I Tim. iv, 4. 5):”
BLESSING OF BEER
P: Our help is in the name of the Lord.
All: Who made heaven and earth.
P: The Lord be with you.
All: May He also be with you.
Let us pray.
Lord, bless + this creature, beer, which by your kindness and
power has been produced from kernels of grain, and let it be a
healthful drink for mankind. Grant that whoever drinks it with
thanksgiving to your holy name may find it a help in body and in
soul; through Christ our Lord.
All: Amen.
It is sprinkled with holy water.
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:34:29 PM PST
by
sockmonkey
(Catholic Texan)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
'scuse me? SPEAK UP, Man!
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:34:41 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
To: NKP_Vet; butterdezillion; bitt
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posted on
03/10/2012 7:47:15 PM PST
by
Graewoulf
(( obama"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND is illegal by the U.S. Constitution.))
To: Brad's Gramma
LOL,I’m a woman.
How do you get the letters so big? I’m not computer savvy so there’s stuff I need to learn.
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posted on
03/10/2012 8:03:15 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: Brad's Gramma
This reminds me of my grandparents.
“Yoo,hoo! Walter Neumann!”
my grandmother will yell that out to my grandfather, who'll be out in the shed in their back yard. It always makes me laugh. She gets so frustrated with him because he doesn't always put his hearing aids in.
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posted on
03/10/2012 8:06:29 PM PST
by
POWERSBOOTHEFAN
(I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
You have FRmail!
33
posted on
03/10/2012 8:30:34 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
She gets so frustrated with him because he doesn't always put his hearing aids in. Ya outta live with someone who refuses to admit he has a hearing problem...and the TV is on REAL LOUD!!
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posted on
03/10/2012 8:32:10 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
To: NKP_Vet
35
posted on
03/10/2012 8:43:11 PM PST
by
SuziQ
To: NKP_Vet
To: Graewoulf
37
posted on
03/10/2012 10:55:46 PM PST
by
bitt
(Ayn Rand “Honest people are never touchy about the matter of being trusted.”)
To: NKP_Vet; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a train. Eventually the priest says "Rabbi, forgive my curiosity, but did you ever violate your religion's dietary laws?"
The rabbi replies "Yes. Once in my youth I had a moment of weakness, and I ate a ham sandwich."
The priest nods. After a few minutes the rabbi asks "So, Father, I don't mean to pry, but did you ever violate your vow of chastity?"
The priest sighs. "To my shame, yes. Once in my youth I had a moment of weakness, and I lay with a woman."
The rabbi thought for a moment. "Sure beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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posted on
03/10/2012 11:34:29 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The one preacher in the two-church village was seen without his customary bicycle by the other preacher. When asked, he stated that someone stole it from the courtyard of the church! The other preacher said that he should preach on the Ten Commandments, and lay it on heavy on the “Thou Shalt Not Steal” one and the person would feel so guilty that they would return the bike.
The next week the preacher was seen with his trusty old bike again. “Ahh - I knew preaching on the Big Ten would get you your bike back!”
“Well - yes, but not exactly like you thought. I got to the one about “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery”; and I remembered where I left it.”
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posted on
03/11/2012 12:00:24 AM PST
by
21twelve
To: 21twelve
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:44:31 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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