[Gaffer]

This just gets better and better....Well, a transgendered NANNY, by gosh!....well, don't that beat all.

We have a Halfrican Muslim, whose lineage according to some includes the word 'bastard', being raised (okay, instructed for your purists) by schoolyard Imams, being raised, coddled or whatever else by a conflicted, eventually confirmed transgender....

Folks, it just don't get no better than this. [Disclaimer: A title such as this doesn't require ANY reading thereafter!]

[Gaffer]

....named Turdi... Like I said, "It just don't get no better!"

[Ohioan]

It really does get better & better, does it not?!

My piece last year on Gulliver Discovers America, is looking more apt by the day.

We laugh, only as a relief from what we all really feel about this travesty.

William Flax