Posted on 03/15/2012 10:48:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin
PALMS (CBS) — A Westside [LOS ANGELES]woman was found dead on Thursday after she apparently killed herself by using a chainsaw, police said.
The victim was found about 12:40 a.m. by her sister in the bedroom of her townhome in the 3600 block of Keystone Avenue near Overland Avenue in Palms, said Sgt. Richard Parks of the Los Angeles Police Department’s Pacific Station.
The unidentified 47-year-old woman was discovered with a chainsaw wound on her neck, Parks said.
“At this point, we’re investigating it as a suicide, as she left a suicide note,” he added.
Initial reports claimed the victim was found with the chainsaw tied her neck, but Parks said those reports were inaccurate.
Was she trying for the most painful way to go?
OUCH!!!
Interesting wrinkle. I’ll need a little more explanation.
I guess it was running when she tied it around her neck? Was she enhancing her cleavage or deepening her butt crack?
There are things you just don’t really want to try to imagine...this is one
What did she do, consult the “Book of Bunny Suicides” for inspiration?
okay... that reporter looks a little too happy to be reporting this gruesome story. Makes you wonder if he might have been “first on the scene”...
I’m gonna say right here that there is no way in cowboy hell I’ll believe a woman tied a chainsaw to her neck, and then had the knowledge, and gumption to start the damned thing and then to throttle the trigger....no way!
Maybe she was just trying to remove a really big mole.....
Well, if youre gonna do it...
Everyone knows about the dangers of running with scissors.........chainsaws are kind of a given, no?/sarc.
Holey meatsoup Batman! Why? Who would even think of that?
Suicides are so inconsiderate!
Stepping in front of a train sounds more appealing than this.
This is about as appealing as getting your balls caught in a meatgrinder. Hasn’t she ever thought of pills??
Damn. It’s a permanent solution to a temporary situation.
Suppose it`s better than renting a wood chipper.
What next, suicide by sausage grinder?
Got it right on the 1st whack.
Got it right on the 1st whack.
Measure twice...Cut once...
Measure twice...Cut once...
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