[SunkenCiv]

The footprints have been found in an area of exposed peat, along with holes which could have supported a causeway across ancient salt marshes

[blueunicorn6]

Exposed Pete? I didn’t know Uncle Pete got around that much. Oh, and those holes are from his cane.

[Pharmboy]

As well as the footprints, a line of post holes has been found, which could have been a causeway.

Was there any evidence of a toll booth, or did they already have E-Z Pass?

[Grizzled Bear]

Using reasoning strategies similar to those used by Climate Change Alarmists, I have reviewed the information and determined the shadow of a doubt that these are the ruins of Atlantis. The remains they mistook for an ox is actually an alien.

Where’s my grant money?

[Egon]

Scientists, after failing to match the prints to any known Nike sole design, and failing to unearth any scuff marks from jeans worn around the ankles, concluded they must be “rather old”.