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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: ColdOne
Here’s wishing you a safe week, and I’ll raise you one happy week!
To: Silentgypsy
Who made the critical remarks? Shannon. Yes, she's a cat, but one can tell when she's disappointed with the weeding efforts, as opposed to happy with the sunshine and the convenient picnic table to sharpen her claws on.
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posted on
06/18/2012 12:24:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: Tax-chick
Wow, the picnic table! Squeak sharpens her claws on Daddy’s leather recliner, try though I may to cover it w/toallas, doggie blankets, etc.
To: Silentgypsy
2,944
posted on
06/18/2012 1:59:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: ColdOne; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; null and void; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
Had to visit the opthalmologist today.
Corneal mapping says I have really weird eye surface features.
Eye dialation drops only worked on one eye.
Now my eyes feel like semi squishy marshmallows stuck to my face...
2,945
posted on
06/18/2012 2:29:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
Orange pest spray?
Keeps orange pests lke Snooki away?
2,946
posted on
06/18/2012 2:30:52 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Corneal mapping says I have really weird eye surface features. My, what big compound eyes you have...
2,947
posted on
06/18/2012 2:59:07 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1245 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: Darksheare
I hate dilation. I had my eyes checked a few weeks ago; they said my current glasses were still good.
2,948
posted on
06/18/2012 3:44:01 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: Darksheare
A “focus group” with PowerPoint slides of women answering the front door in the buff??
Please, define the term “focus” as used herein.
2,949
posted on
06/18/2012 4:09:29 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
To: Darksheare
So sorry about your pupillary and corneal situations. Prayers up that your vision remains optimal. Please keep us posted. You’re a VIP!
To: HKMk23; Darksheare
I don’t think compound eyes exactly “focus” as we understand the term.
2,951
posted on
06/18/2012 4:26:07 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: null and void
All the better to Coleoptera you with...
2,952
posted on
06/18/2012 4:43:16 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Silentgypsy
Nothing to worry about.
I’ll just typo a bit more.
2,953
posted on
06/18/2012 4:44:26 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: HKMk23; Tax-chick
As he entered the room he noted six or seven pairs of eyes watching him.
“Hey Frank.” he said to the owner thereof.
2,954
posted on
06/18/2012 4:45:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; HKMk23; Tax-chick
"As he entered the room he noted six or seven pairs of eyes watching him.
“Hey Frank.” he said to the owner thereof." Two sets of Frank's eyes eyed him warily while the others went back to their book, their television, and their fireplace watching.
"You're late. Again!" Frank's voice buzzed with a chitinous vibration.
He could be angry. It was hard to tell, because Frank was always angry.
2,955
posted on
06/18/2012 6:42:36 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
I have a perfect picture of this scene in my mind’s eye. A few of his feet (legs? appendages? extremities?) are sewing, too.
2,956
posted on
06/18/2012 8:27:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
Knitting, my dear. Knitting.
Frank prefers warmth.
2,957
posted on
06/18/2012 9:00:11 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...
2,958
posted on
06/19/2012 5:33:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: Darksheare
To spray on the leather chair to prevent the cat from scratching. They don’t like the smell.
2,959
posted on
06/19/2012 6:02:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; HKMk23
Knitting using the finest spider silk?
2,960
posted on
06/19/2012 6:34:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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