Did you hear about the unfortunate Arizonan that found themselves in Hell? Management kept turning the thermostat up and up to make the poor soul suffer, but when the blazing heat left them unfazed, the Devil finally became exasperated and shut the whole thing down. The Arizonan is reported to have looked around at the burgeoning rimes of frost and declared "Did the Cardinals win the Superbowl?"
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*kof-kof*
Good story, she sez...when should I laugh? ;o]