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Forest Service considering explosives to get rid of frozen cows in Colorado mountain cabin
WaPo ^ | 4/17/12 | AP

Posted on 04/17/2012 11:49:25 AM PDT by ColdOne

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1 posted on 04/17/2012 11:49:33 AM PDT by ColdOne
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To: ColdOne

For some reason this makes me think of the chainsaw and the dead horse in Animal House.


2 posted on 04/17/2012 11:52:05 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: glorgau

Makes me think of Liberals...


3 posted on 04/17/2012 11:53:17 AM PDT by Gman (Anglican Priest)
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To: ColdOne

While they wait, leave the door open so the ants, mice and vultures will do their job.

Then they can give themselves bonuses for only spending $2.5 mil on the meetings they held to discuss the problem.


4 posted on 04/17/2012 11:54:41 AM PDT by nixonsnose (Let's see all you lawyers argue your way out of hell.)
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To: ColdOne

Maybe they can find the guys that blew up the whale for some advise.


5 posted on 04/17/2012 11:56:31 AM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: nixonsnose

I was thinking the same thing. Nature will take of these critters soon enough. It may take a while, and will stink for a good long while, but it will get done.

On the other hand, blowing up a frozen cow *is* kind of a cool idea.... ;-)


6 posted on 04/17/2012 11:58:50 AM PDT by DemforBush (A Repo man is *always* intense!)
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To: ColdOne

I think I saw this on Monty Python once.


7 posted on 04/17/2012 11:59:11 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Fetche la vache!


8 posted on 04/17/2012 12:00:46 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The only thing a straight white man gets in this country is the blame for everything.)
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To: ColdOne
Yep, there's all of that and more in Calirado.


9 posted on 04/17/2012 12:02:08 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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To: ColdOne

Some stories you can just stop at the headline and not read any furthur because the images you conjur in your mind are usually so much better than the actual story.


10 posted on 04/17/2012 12:04:00 PM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: ColdOne

It worked so well with dead beached whale. rolls eyes
What can go wrong?


11 posted on 04/17/2012 12:05:37 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

What?


12 posted on 04/17/2012 12:07:19 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: ColdOne

Six dead cows? A hockey game that got out of control.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH - six dead cows that got some bad drugs.

“Awfully nice of that grizzly bear to show us this nice cabin. I think the storm’s over....let’s go out. Wait. The door’s locked. OH NO! WE’RE TRAPPED IN A GRIZZLY BEAR MEAT LOCKER!”


13 posted on 04/17/2012 12:08:47 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ColdOne

Why not burn the cabin and have steak...


14 posted on 04/17/2012 12:09:39 PM PDT by JrsyJack (a healthy dose of buckshot will probably get you the last word in any argument.)
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To: freedomlover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0LGMGuLN0


15 posted on 04/17/2012 12:10:45 PM PDT by ezo4
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To: freedomlover

Contact PETA right away. We want to make sure that the cows don’t suffer any more than they have.
The reason they froze to death by the way was that there was no bull around


16 posted on 04/17/2012 12:11:46 PM PDT by shadeaud ( “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. Just doing my duty a Christian)
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To: Clay Moore
"Maybe they can find the guys that blew up the whale for some advise."

In early 2000, while I was assigned to a US Army Readiness Group, I was sent to Camp Rilea, OR to train some Oregon National Guard soldiers preparing for a deployment to Bosnia. I met a senior officer, who as a young combat engineer lieutenant had actually been involved in that fiasco.

17 posted on 04/17/2012 12:13:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: ColdOne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


18 posted on 04/17/2012 12:14:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ColdOne

This has been done before with unfortunate results.

The Exploding Whale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4


19 posted on 04/17/2012 12:17:10 PM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
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To: ColdOne

Why not auction off the contents to local butchers.


20 posted on 04/17/2012 12:19:08 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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