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‘Hero’, or ‘Poor guy’?



Lose .5 a son, gain 2 daughters?

1 posted on 04/28/2012 9:08:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Tax-chick

Do the parents of the brides pay less because of a group discount?


2 posted on 04/28/2012 9:09:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

“Okay, but I’m only going to be the best man once”


3 posted on 04/28/2012 9:13:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I guess this guy never hears of The Lovin' Spoonful
4 posted on 04/28/2012 9:14:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The brides look radiant(ly depressed).


5 posted on 04/28/2012 9:16:24 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: nickcarraway

Izzy crazy? Wait - he’s a muzzie!

Sorry for asking ............................................................... FRegards


6 posted on 04/28/2012 9:18:46 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: nickcarraway

They do this in the UK, then have a retarded baby (whose care the Brits must pay for) and then they say, “the child’s retardation is a curse by Allah for trusting in Western medicine...”

I’m serious.

There are many thousands of cases of it.


8 posted on 04/28/2012 9:23:25 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: nickcarraway

Two times the PMS!!! Better him than me!!


9 posted on 04/28/2012 9:24:31 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (I AM ANDREW BREITBART)
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To: nickcarraway

Sick.


10 posted on 04/28/2012 9:24:54 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: nickcarraway

[cue the Oak Ridge Boys, “Trying To Love Two Women”]


12 posted on 04/28/2012 9:35:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: nickcarraway

“Bigamy? I think it’s big of him.”


13 posted on 04/28/2012 9:40:53 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Evil never reveals the truth until it's too late to flee.)
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To: nickcarraway

Torn between two lovers...


14 posted on 04/28/2012 9:42:04 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Evil never reveals the truth until it's too late to flee.)
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To: nickcarraway

Better to marry further away from the gene pool.


15 posted on 04/28/2012 9:57:37 PM PDT by caww
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To: nickcarraway

He will be punished severely. Two mothers in law.


16 posted on 04/28/2012 10:36:54 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: nickcarraway

Weather report shows relative humidity was unusually high for the normally arid region ...


19 posted on 04/29/2012 1:20:32 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: nickcarraway

At least they come with their own bedsheets.


21 posted on 04/29/2012 3:03:47 AM PDT by broken_arrow1
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To: nickcarraway
No musical chairs for that dude, it will be rock and roll beds for the BEDouin.
23 posted on 04/29/2012 3:07:05 AM PDT by Sea Parrot (Nations are only truly great when it's people are struggling against all odds, growing and expanding)
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To: nickcarraway

The guy’s obviously an idiot.
But what has this to do with having sex with a dead wife?


24 posted on 04/29/2012 5:04:11 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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