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Man with Monkey in Truck Charged With DUI
NBC Miami ^
| Friday, May 4, 2012
| Brian Hamacher
Posted on 05/04/2012 11:16:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Daffynition
No way that bra is monkey-size.
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posted on
05/05/2012 4:30:00 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why did he get pulled over? Was he spanking his monkey?
To: JRandomFreeper
Do you need bail money, John?
To: nickcarraway
44
posted on
05/05/2012 6:21:05 AM PDT
by
tnlibertarian
(I <3 PEJSWDTDSOPC)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like a set-up for a Jerry Clower story
45
posted on
05/05/2012 6:35:30 AM PDT
by
RatRipper
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
To: nickcarraway
..now, if it had been an orangoutang................
46
posted on
05/05/2012 7:22:28 AM PDT
by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
To: nickcarraway
Kotelman has bloodshot and glassy eyes, poor balance and his breath had a distinct alcohol smell, according to the report. He refused to perform field sobriety tests, the report said. Police said Kotelman was driving on a suspended license and had been previously charged many times with driving on a suspended license and numerous times for DUI.Sounds like profiling to me.
To: nickcarraway
Did they shock the monkey?
48
posted on
05/05/2012 8:15:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1201 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: LukeL; Slings and Arrows
I need to ask, what is the non ping list for?If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
To: Slings and Arrows
And then you get...
...gorilla warfare.
[You knew that was coming.]
LOL- Perfect end line by you.
That was fun.
50
posted on
05/05/2012 10:29:54 AM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: count-your-change
Officer, the monkey was driving and he hasnt had a drop.
You win the prize!
51
posted on
05/05/2012 10:31:31 AM PDT
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: unkus
52
posted on
05/05/2012 11:23:07 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
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