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Man with Monkey in Truck Charged With DUI
NBC Miami ^ | Friday, May 4, 2012 | Brian Hamacher

Posted on 05/04/2012 11:16:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Man facing DUI and possession of wildlife charges after small monkey found in truck

A Florida man is facing DUI charges after police pulled him over for speeding and discovered a money in his truck Thursday.

Eugene Carl Kotelman, 36, for Largo, was stopped around midnight in the area of East Bay Drive and Belcher Road, according to a Largo Police arrest affidavit.

Kotelman has bloodshot and glassy eyes, poor balance and his breath had a distinct alcohol smell, according to the report. He refused to perform field sobriety tests, the report said.

Police said Kotelman was driving on a suspended license and had been previously charged many times with driving on a suspended license and numerous times for DUI.

During the stop, officers noticed a "small monkey" in Kotelman's truck and it was given to Kotelman's friend. Kotelman was booked into the Pinellas County jail on $5,000 bond.

But after Kotelman bonded out of jail on the DUI charge, he was charged with possession of wildlife and two counts of violating fish and wildlife rules and booked into jail again.

The monkey was placed in the custody of state officers.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunk; floriduh; monkey; napl
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To: Daffynition

No way that bra is monkey-size.


41 posted on 05/05/2012 4:30:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why did he get pulled over? Was he spanking his monkey?


42 posted on 05/05/2012 5:07:27 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: JRandomFreeper

Do you need bail money, John?


43 posted on 05/05/2012 6:20:32 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: nickcarraway

44 posted on 05/05/2012 6:21:05 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (I <3 PEJSWDTDSOPC)
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like a set-up for a Jerry Clower story


45 posted on 05/05/2012 6:35:30 AM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: nickcarraway

..now, if it had been an orangoutang................


46 posted on 05/05/2012 7:22:28 AM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: nickcarraway
Kotelman has bloodshot and glassy eyes, poor balance and his breath had a distinct alcohol smell, according to the report. He refused to perform field sobriety tests, the report said. Police said Kotelman was driving on a suspended license and had been previously charged many times with driving on a suspended license and numerous times for DUI.

Sounds like profiling to me.

47 posted on 05/05/2012 7:27:54 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: nickcarraway
Did they shock the monkey?


48 posted on 05/05/2012 8:15:01 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1201 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: LukeL; Slings and Arrows
I need to ask, what is the non ping list for?

If you have to ask, you'll never understand.

49 posted on 05/05/2012 10:23:06 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

And then you get...

...gorilla warfare.

[You knew that was coming.]


LOL- Perfect end line by you.

That was fun.


50 posted on 05/05/2012 10:29:54 AM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: count-your-change

“Officer, the monkey was driving and he hasn’t had a drop”.


You win the prize!


51 posted on 05/05/2012 10:31:31 AM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: unkus

Thanks! Good banter.


52 posted on 05/05/2012 11:23:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway
Either I missed a post, or you people aren't aware of the latest in theft protection technology.
53 posted on 05/06/2012 4:40:34 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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