Needless to say I am an engineer, the first in the family and makes me different. Engineers don’t dread problems, we embrace them as opportunities.
Engineer, Wife or Mistress
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both.”
“Both?”
Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done!
and if you haven’t see this, THE Knack is a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw
LOL! You made me LOL! [still giggling]
It’s the old kernel of truth. Got me again! [smiles]