Posted on 06/21/2012 11:42:30 AM PDT by Olog-hai
First, there were a bunch of metals and then, POOF, there was life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's why it took so long to catch on down South. Why, back in the day sex was unheard of down here! But I'm afraid things have changed. Now there are even a few rumors that it's reached as far as Natchez.
We're probably doomed.
Knew I shoulda joined the Senior Anti-Sex League when I had the chance . . .
Well darn! I thought this thread was about sex, drugs and rock & roll!
The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can.
Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words “Coca Cola 12 fluid ounces.”
Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.
Now we know why rocks were so important to the Flintstones.
They were omnisexual until a mutation resulted in a protien(hormone) that caused them to specialize. Testosterone is what causes the default female to become male.
It takes great faith and a huge commitment to irrationality to be an atheistic scientist. Don’t even get me started on the arbitrary nature of it all. Man goes to unbelievable lengths to deny God.
God created evolution...
The God of the bible is way to perfect to create something so irrational and arbitrary.
I think it would suck to be as powerful as he is and too know everything that is going to happen before it does happen. That would suck even to God.
Maybe he wanted something to thrill him-give him a challenge so to speak? Maybe even he wanted to see what would happen if he did not get involved for s***s and giggles...and I am being serious here.
Impossible as to do so would violate his sovereign nature. He doesn’t need to be challenged to be happy. He is a blessed God (happy), fulfilled in Himself. He is not like us but in some ways we are like Him. A perfect God has no needs. He says in scripture, if I were hungry I wouldn’t tell you.
The real argument is not between those who believe the universe was created 6000 years ago and those who believe the universe was created 15 billion years ago.
The real argument is between those who believe the universe willed itself into existence from nothing, and those who believe it was created by God.
She goes down....
Which reminds me, I just bought a copy of Herman Melville’s MOBY DICK.
“God created evolution...”
Nonsense.
The real argument is between those that would bow the knee to King Jesus and those that refuse. I liked your summation though.
The real argument is between those that would bow the knee to King Jesus and those that refuse. I liked your summation though.
At least it wasn’t born from rap.
You sure are limiting God, aren’t you. Not to mention leaving no possibility for the existence of a devil who would lie about Him.
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