Where's that weed, you silly, stupid old fool?!
Posted on 06/22/2012 10:38:32 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A Dunkin' Donuts employee making a bank deposit for her store left 55 grams of marijuana with the deposit, according to St. Augustine police.
Kimberley Kelley, 30, was arrested Tuesday at Regions Bank on South Ponce de Leon Boulevard.
Police said bank employees locked the marijuana in the vault and called the Police Department. They said when Kelley was told that the bank deposit slip would not be available until the following day, she asked bank employees if she left anything else in with the deposit.
The bank teller told Kelley that there was another item in the bag, and Kelley asked if she could have it back, police said.
The teller told Kelley she could not have it back, and Kelley went inside the bank to talk to the bank manager, police said.
An officer arrived at the bank, field tested the marijuana, and after obtaining a positive result for marijuana, he arrested Kelley and transported her to the St. Johns County Jail.
Kelley was released Wednesday on $5,000 bond.
Why do you think they call it, “Dope”?
It’s just so hard to remember everything when your stoned. That’s why the NORML petitions to legalize marijuana never got off the ground, they couldn’t remember where they put them.
but pot?
Cahhh MON ...
It's becoming more common for a little reefer to be overlooked.
The bank tellers are ...
Donut shop owners should drug test for pot. While I’m typically against drug testing a pothead in your donut shop will eat all of your profits.
Where's that weed, you silly, stupid old fool?!
Uh-huh, yeah.... um....what were we talking about again?
Brilliant! LOL!
This story is certain to generate a lot of buzz.
she looks like she could be obamas daughter
Maybe it was a Drunken Donut employee. That would make it ok.
I bet Duncan Donuts now knows where all those missing donuts have been going.
Geez.....55grams is about 2 ounces. She must have been very stoned to forget that large of a bag.........
Someone’s going to jail, and it’s not gonna be me!
Such a coherent response, too. I wonder why....
:-D
Well, she will never get a job again. We as a society are so much better off now. No way she will now be on welfare. No way she will be on the public dole from here on out.
That is a lot of weed.
It would have been quite bulky and it would have stunk up the deposit bag.
The employee must have been baked to pull this one!
She was more baked than the donuts.
LOL!
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