Posted on 06/27/2012 10:56:51 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
TEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.
Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
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This its New Jersey, right?
Couldn’t have been the smell...
Now that there’s funny. I don’t care where you’re from!!!
Self defense. Not Guilty.
LMBO...funny funny movie
One of my favorite movies. http://tremors.wikia.com/wiki/Ass_Blaster
Comments on the website are hilarious.
One comment from the site: “The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...”
The answer, alas, is blow it out your ass.
LOL!
Another great comment from the site: something about...”Bush’s fault. Bush’s beans, that is.”
LOL. My nephew sent those to me a while ago. Way too funny. One last one ( not to make it look like I’m into farting ;) )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyD95Hv7CU
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