[Lucky9teen]

[ShadowAce]

[Johnny_cash]

Morning people.....

[NCC-1701]

TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!!

Now let’s get rid of Obama and his band of merry communists.

[Lucky9teen]

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NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY TO GET IT


THE BIG DOG ALWAYS TAKES IT FROM US


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You Are 88% Capitalist, 12% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

[21stCenturion]

In !!!

[evets]

Thank God it's...

[JRios1968]

[Liberty Valance]

[smokingfrog]

[tomkow6]

On June 9 a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on
I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they
stopped.

The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks
through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive,"
he also didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’
opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that...
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're
wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

[dead]

[workerbee]

[trailhkr1]

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I don't want ot be mysgonist(sic)

[martin_fierro]

[Monkey Face]

IN! Make me laugh!

[unique1]

Ten best caddy responses......

Number :10

Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

Number : 9

Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number : 8

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number : 7

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”

Number : 6

Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number : 5

Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch - it’s a compass.”

Number : 4

Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good - but personally, I prefer golf.”

Number : 3

Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number : 2

Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

Bonus . . . . .

An old favorite About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy.
Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems ??”

Caddy: “There’s a piece of sh!t on the end of your club.”

Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .

Caddy: “No sir, its at the other end.”

[Sax]

Honest... I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood!

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

[JRios1968]

[martin_fierro]

[llevrok]

A man named Ralph has been lost in the desert for days and days. Hot and tired, he pushes on, always seeing a mirage, only to be saddened that when he reaches it, alas, it is indeed just a mirage.

His strength is fading. He is out of food and water. The sun is unbearable. But yet, there it is! The most lovely green abundant oasis he’s ever seen. He crawls now. Near death. On to the “oasis”. But whe he arrives, once more he finds it is the wickedness of his mind and the desert.

With what strength he has left, he rolls to his back and looks to Heaven. With nearly his last breath, he looks up and shouts - “Why me, Lord?!!”

From up on high, a great booming bass voice responds - “Because Ralph, there is something about you that just pisses me off!”

(And that, my FRiends, is how I felt after yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling ! )