Posted on 07/03/2012 12:10:24 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
An Atlanta man was arrested after stripping down to his underwear at a local driving range and threatening to eat people after ingesting bath salts, police said.
Witnesses said that Karl Laventure came out of the woods at the Atlanta Golf Center and began screaming about religion, rapper Tupac Shakur and cannibalism.
"Among other things, he was saying things like, ‘I'll eat you. I don't want to eat you but I will,'" Gwinnett County Police Cpl. Jake Smith, said.
Police said that when they arrived, Laventure – who had stripped down to his underwear – came right at them.
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If you had posted a picture of the perp, it would look like Obama’s son.
So it’s official, bath salts turns you into a cannibal.
I understand that one may develop quite an appetite after 18 holes of golf and that sometimes food in the clubhouse is not all that good, but it seems like he could have waited just a little longer and maybe found a restaurant on his way home from the golf course.
He was probably gay and just wanted a look at their putters....
So this guy threatened to eat a bunch of people holding golf clubs and didn’t get beaten unconscious? What’s wrong with this picture?
“He was probably gay and just wanted a look at their putters....”
Forget the putter, use the driver..... Hellllooooooooo
Seems like this cannibalism phenomenon has a certain demographic flashing back to their roots in Africa. So far, all these cannibals that I have seen in the news look like Obamas sons.
Heh. This!
Well, that's one way to reduce the population.
He wasn't playing golf.
He came out of (and was probably living in) the woods.
“I’ll eat you. I don’t want to eat you but I will!”
I got this! I’ll shoot you! I don’t want to shoot you but I will!
With what their clubs cost, I don’t blame them for not using them for that.
I’d try to run him down with a golf cart or six.
Like the big 0’s history of throwing all those people under the golf cart.
Probably should add this to the “things caused by global warming” list.
I think I would have grabbed a wedge and done an Elin Nordegren on hin Tiger Woods lookin’ ass
Choot Lisabeth Choot.
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