What would the first line of YOUR opus be? (Vanity)

[Luna]

There have been some dull opuses here at FR. It’s no wonder they’re met with such contempt and ridicule by other Freepers. No one likes boring. We like to be entertained, for crying out loud! Opus people, if you’re going to write an opus, make it worth our while.

[publius911]

“Freepers! Look at me when I talk to you, and lend me your ears, you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

[PastorBooks]

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

[JoeProBono]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

First (or maybe last) line of my opus.

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

I am through cursing.

[fatima]

I like I’ll never be back and then you answer every post that responds:)I mean this in good faith.I understand frustrations but most always come back.

[greyfoxx39]

My Opus would begin...."I'll show you ALL. I'll start another website with a whole forum dedicated to bitchin' about JR and FR and I'll invite all the FReepers that aren't gettin' enough attention to their complaints from Jim Thompson. So THERE!"

....oh...wait......

[Tijeras_Slim]

“I should never have fallen asleep in the Religion Forum. I woke up packed in ice with a note pinned to my shirt saying my kidneys had been removed.”

[Popman]

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

Hey... you stole my Dickens line... LOL

[occamrzr06]

128 posts and not one show tune.

I guess theater is dead.

[PhiloBedo]

.......”Sometime in the not to far distance past”.........

[JCBreckenridge]

Still, it’s eerie how the part that I did quote can be quoted word for word today...

[Revolting cat!]

Come smell my carcass, I’m dead.

[AppyPappy]

“I’ve been a member here since 1867 and it’s never been this bad. Jim Robertson is out of control. This is worse than Hiroshima. I hope Obama declares Marshall Law”

[2111USMC]

What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been

[patton]

“it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

(Probably already taken.)

[2111USMC]

That’s good!

[contrarian]

My Opus.....By CONTRARIAN....... STOP ME IF YOU HAVE HEARD THIS ONE....

[DainBramage]

After careful study of the Higgs Bosun particle

I have come to the conclusion that matter doesnt size

and that there is much more value in the motion of the Bosun

therefore I have chosen to move on

and use my now highly valued talents elsewhere.

Goodbye to those less talented here on FR.

[Manic_Episode]

Freep you mods you gdmfcsahpossobesad

[grey_whiskers]

If it were intentional, my opus would be:

      'Oh Rowty-owty tiddly-owty
       Tiddly-owty tiddly-owty
       Highty-ighty tiddly-ighty
            Tiddly-ighty ow."

I would then retire from FR and take up a garret in Lambeth.

Cheers!