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Police: Palm Bay Man Claiming to Be Jesus Attacks Neighbor With Crowbar
Click Orlando ^ | Jul 20 2012

Posted on 07/22/2012 9:36:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 07/22/2012 9:36:43 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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The nut had the wrong man, he should have been in front of the WH with the crowbar.


2 posted on 07/22/2012 9:40:53 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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So much for love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, etc.


3 posted on 07/22/2012 9:40:53 PM PDT by rbg81
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I’ve had neighbors who were the anti-Christ. But im no Jesus.


4 posted on 07/22/2012 9:48:06 PM PDT by goseminoles
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It’s obviously way too easy to get a crowbar in this country,,,


5 posted on 07/22/2012 9:48:37 PM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: nickcarraway

Thanks for posting the article.

Odd how it’s the most violent ones who claim to be Jesus.

Makes me think they haven’t really read the whole Bible.


6 posted on 07/22/2012 9:48:48 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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...they have responded to the area at least 9 times

If the police had just nailed Peterson to a cross (and shot his dog) the first time they got a call, none of this would have happened.

7 posted on 07/22/2012 9:51:36 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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He would have been more believable if he had attacked him with some carpenter’s tool. (Jesus was a cross maker, by the way.)


8 posted on 07/22/2012 9:53:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: goseminoles

I’ve also had neighbors that would vie for the title, and I’m not Christ either. This country is chock full of nuts!


9 posted on 07/22/2012 9:54:36 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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Doesnt sound like the Jesus Christ I know. The ground parting and swallowing the other guy up whole with flames and brimstone, maybe. But not a crowbar.


10 posted on 07/22/2012 9:59:08 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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“Jesus Christ Swinging A Crowbar” shall now be my exclamation of surprise.


11 posted on 07/22/2012 10:00:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)
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To: Revolting cat!
He would have been more believable if he had attacked him with some carpenter’s tool. (Jesus was a cross maker, by the way.)

Or a stone mason.
12 posted on 07/22/2012 10:01:04 PM PDT by aruanan
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Now, to be fair, I have not heard of automatic crowbars capable of killing a dozen sitting ducks. What this country needs is an armed and trained populace willing to eliminate the threats before the threats can become mass murderers.

Imagine civilians as defacto swat teams. The criminals will think twice about raising their guns (or voice).


13 posted on 07/22/2012 10:05:11 PM PDT by sagar
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Has the media tried to say he was part of the Tea Party yet?


14 posted on 07/22/2012 10:09:21 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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Lol, get busy tearing up your house now, crowbars may be next on the ban list... /S


15 posted on 07/22/2012 10:16:33 PM PDT by potlatch (~~And the truth IS what counts, RIGHT ? ~~)
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I often ask myself “What would Jesus do?” ,but I almost never come up with “attack someone with a crowbar” as an answer.


16 posted on 07/22/2012 10:18:35 PM PDT by James Cona
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To paraphrase Waylon Jennings:

“I don’t think Jesus done it this way...”


17 posted on 07/22/2012 10:34:39 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Love the cult, respect the leader, but I simply can't drink the koolaid and die.)
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As Mark Knopfler sang,

“Two men say they’re Jesus, one of ‘em must be wrong.”


18 posted on 07/22/2012 10:41:15 PM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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“These are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze” (or, for a 2012 remix, “classic symptoms of a quantitative ease”)


19 posted on 07/22/2012 10:55:00 PM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: nickcarraway
I have to be honest/ The last answer I would come up with to the question WWJD would be: Attack an unsuspecting neighbor with a crowbar.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

I am just kidding. The man is obviously bat shi+ crazy!

20 posted on 07/22/2012 11:22:09 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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