[E. Pluribus Unum]

I doubt that insurance covers your house if it burns down because you were storing hundreds of gallons of gasoline in your garage.

[EQAndyBuzz]

There is a massive traffic jam on 95. Cars are stopped in their tracks. A man comes up to the window of my car and knocks. I opened the window and ask what’s up.

He told me that all of Obamas czars have been taken by terrorists and are being held for ransom. They said if we don’t give them 10 million dollars they are going to douse the czars in gasoline and set them on fire. And he was going around taking up a collction.

I asked him what was the average people were giving.

About a gallon each, he said.