Homosexuals Demand that Chick-Fil-A Stop Serving “Gay Chicken”

http://politicaloutcast.com ^ | 08/05/2012 | Michael Minkoff

[E. Pluribus Unum]

But they'renot the haters, and don't you dare say that they are if you know what's good for you.

[FrdmLvr]

I remember that joke...you silly Rabbi.

[ExCTCitizen]

I guess I will have to ask my butcher if my chicken I buy are straight. I wonder if I should ask him about the cow, pig, goat and buffalo that I get from him.

I wonder if he has a PHD in psychology!

[kara37]

I didn’t think it was possible for them to make bigger idiots of themselves, but I was wrong.

[scbison]

It is called arrested development and I see way too much of it in the under 35 age range

[concerned about politics]

I didn’t think it was possible for them to make bigger idiots of themselves, but I was wrong.

If it weren't for the nasty butt sex, this would sound like something a couple of elementary school kids would come up with - because they were jealous of another kids new bike.

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[Morgana]

Chode..

will comment later....

when I am done laughing...

gay chicken! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ontap]

When I was a wee lad in east Texas down on the farm we always had chicken for dinner(either fried or with dumplings) when we got back from church. I distinctly remember the chickens looking pretty nervous as we were leaveing. Most of the time when we had dumplings it would be at the expense of either and old rooster or a rooster that had been causing trouble. I really never learned what constituted “causing trouble”.

[rdl6989]

I thought poultry had a don’t ask/don’t cluck policy.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Fudge packing apparently makes people totally pathetic.

[Happy Rain]

Pollo loco not pollo cornholelio.

[bray]

The Chick-fil-A buycott was homosexuality jumping the shark.

Pray for America

[Mike Darancette]

As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens...

They are just experimenting.

[Gil4]

And I feel bad that you wrote an article about something so stupid.

I would think this article was a lot of fun to write. The truth is crazier than satire (unless this is satire - it's so hard to tell these days.)

[Einherjar]

Capon = A Rooster with nothing to crow about.

[Claud]

The idea that homosexuality is “natural” and that it occurs in animals is a myth. We do not see a homosexual orientation in animals, only instances of homosexual behavior.

But what does the gay lobby always tell us...being gay is genetic, it’s an orientation, it’s an unchangeable preference.

So the gay rights folks can take their pick. Either believe it’s an orientation and admit it doesn’t occur in mammals, or drop the orientation angle and admit—as most people have always believed—it is simply a behavior.

[nanetteclaret]

***In the animal kingdom, males often hump other males not for sexual gratification, but to show and reinforce dominance.***

My (fixed) FEMALE dog will hump visiting dogs (male or female) who get too uppity with her. It’s all about dominance and reinforcing her territory, not sexuality. These people really need to get a life, because they obviously haven’t got a clue about the one they’re in.

[TASMANIANRED]

Roosters get cacked at about 5 months, It’s the best weight to feed ratio.

If they are homo birds they haven’t had much time to explore their sexuality.

[TASMANIANRED]

It’s called pecking order for a reason.

My friends flock has a number of hens in various stages of featherlessness.

You can tell the pecking order by feather count.

Lowest hen gets pecked by everyone.

[TASMANIANRED]

Depends on the breed..There are meat breeds and egg breeds.

If you are raising for eggs you don’t need any roosters. Chickens will lay eggs fertile or not. You only need roosters if you are raising your own chicks.

Most flocks come from hatcheries as day old chicks.

Meat birds are usually slaughtered at 5-6 months. Best meat to feed ration. Roosters are frequently meat birds because they tend to be bigger and put on weight quicker.

Older birds are fit only for stewing...Tough old bird is really the truth.

Most home raised flocks only slaughter hens when they are layed out. No point of incurring the cost to feed if you aren’t getting anything back.