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The Best and Funniest Country (esp. the South and Mid-West) Expressions [Vanity]
Pharmboy
| 9-21-12
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Posted on 09/21/2012 1:58:04 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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To: Pharmboy
Another favorite from Dad:
“He ain’t an a$$hole, he’s a hemmorhoid.
A$$holes serve a purpose in life. They evacuate waste. He is a bloated puss filled thing that painfully blocks progress”
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Pharmboy
Almost forgot....my mom, seeing Alan Colmes for the first time on Fox News: “That man looks like a frog peeping through ice!”
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:18:16 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
(Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
To: CatherineofAragon
Hes as crooked as a fish hook.
Ha - and my Dad would say “He’s as crooked as a politician” describing anyone with questionable character.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:18:24 PM PDT
by
gopwhit
To: Qwackertoo
another Texas saying
Rainin' harder than a horse p*ssin' on a ceeement slab
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:19:32 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: familyop
Nervous as a whore in church.Also a variant of that, in regards to a hot day, as "sweatin' more than a whore in church
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:22:21 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: gopwhit
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:24:29 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
(Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
To: Rutabega
(Looking at your pants)
Say hello to crackers.
To: DiogenesLamp
“happy as a peetie bird”
“he don’t know up from izzard”
“saucered and blowed” (a texas style of coffee drinking from a saucer,not cup)
Every things ticket boo (a Canadian saying meaning all is better than OK)
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:25:46 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Pharmboy
“That’ll go over like a fart in church.”
“Colder than a well-digger’s ass in January.”
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:26:38 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Libs, dems, unions, leftist scum & murderous muzzies - are like bacteria: attack, attack, attack!)
To: JusPasenThru
Hanging in there like a loose tooth in a hockey player.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:27:29 PM PDT
by
davetex
(Sick of moochers)
To: Pharmboy
from south Georgia, I was once given lessons in pronunciation:
"Honey, a pee can is something you put beside your bed at night. A Pecan (pee con) is something you eat.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:28:47 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: thefactor
From western Washington state (as a boy)
Now you're loggin' with steam! (as in doing great, In the real old days, logging was done with mules, ox and a lot of grumpy Swedes before steam power was introduced.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:34:49 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: varina davis
he looks like 100 miles of bad road
he’s crookeder than a country road.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:37:02 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: llevrok
I remember a bunch of young people explaining how to pronounce pecan.
I am from the Florida Panhandle and we say Pee Con. A little girl from Jesup, Georgia said Pee Can. I guess even in South Georgia some pronounce it differently.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:38:44 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: linn37
tighter than a crab’s ass at 6 fathoms (why 6 and not 4 or 20, I dont know?)
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:39:25 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: RC one
slower than yesterday’s gravy
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:40:50 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Pharmboy
My sis in law, referring to an older gentleman, said “you can’t shoot pool with a rope.”
My granddaddy, rather than call BS, would say “horsefeathers”.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:42:23 PM PDT
by
Grammy
To: M Kehoe
Don't ever want to hear that said to you.Yup. Usually means a slam is coming so head for cover. And that slam is usually delivered by the sweetest southern lady you ever met - 'till now.
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:46:25 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: BwanaNdege
or his brain was like a BB in a box car
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:50:05 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Pharmboy
“Busier than a one-legged [victimized class here] in an ass-kickin’ contest.”
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:51:46 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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