Truth in advertising.
Obama: Listen, Joe, I built this economy up from nothing. All I had when I started was swamp ... other leaders said I was daft to build an economy on a swamp, but I built it all the same ... just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one ... that sank into the swamp. I built another one ... That fell over and THEN sank into the swamp ....
Q: How do color-blind people see porn?
A: In fifty shades of gray...