He's turning white?
Posted on 10/23/2012 12:33:48 PM PDT by LaybackLenny
Donald Trump claimed on Fox news he has a major announcement to make about the president on Wednesday that will change the election.
I can reveal exclusively what the surprise is likely to be. My Trump sources tell me it is one of the following ten things;
1. The Mars Rover has found Obama’s birth certificate on Mars
2. That means Obama is an alien
Or it could be:
3. Obama and Hillary have had an affair, mostly conducted on Air Force One
4. This explains what happened over Benghazi – they were on date night and missed it.
Or perhaps it is that
5. Obama is gay, and Trump has found out
6. This explains all that Bromance with Bill Clinton stuff, ever see how they embrace each other?
Or maybe it is that 7. Obama is a cross dresser and thinks he is Oprah Winfrey
8. That explains why her magazine is called O
But finally,
9. Obama is becoming white, he has that Michael Jackson thing going
10. That means he is going to star in a Black and White Minstrel Show at the White House for Trump.
See, that was easy.
I could buy Reptilian hybrid from a solar system far away from ours. (Ya need to watch last night’s debate in 3D standing on your head to see it but..)
How many light years away are birth certificates held as valid these days?
No doubt he used a ‘renewable energy’ vessel to get here. Carville was likely on the same ship.
Most plausible is that he found someone who says that Obama dealt drugs, possibly even cocaine, when he was in college.
puerile rubbish!!
You wasted FR space to post that?
Well, that explains it!!
“3. Obama and Hillary have had an affair, mostly conducted on Air Force One”
MEGA-barf alert required!
I’ll put my money on Obama was born on Uranus. That would explain so much.
What ever happened to Gloria All-Red?
Pathetically weak attempt at humor.
“...Obama dealt drugs”
...that’ll seal up his base.
Trump has already said that anything to do with cocaine is NOT it.
Trump’s last big Obama splash was about Obama’s birth certificate. My guess is Trump turned up some paper trail in his research into Obama’s background.
College records (grades not good, or he applied as a foreign student)?
SSN (why it’s from the wrong state)?
Passport info (maybe Indonesian passport records)?
I’m guessing it’s something paperwork related, where Obama fudged the facts about something.
So far Trump has promised several times but not delivered. If he can really pull something out of his hat thats reallydamaging and not easy to debunk now is the time to do it.
That would only make the left love him more.
...which explains why there are more Jewish comedians in the US than Irish ones.
He's turning white?
Allred announces that she found a woman who Romney talked out of having an abortion and now she regrets the decision. ("Thanks, mom", is the first thing that runs through the minds of about 150 million Americans.) The woman says that Romney didn't provide any support or whatever after the child was born, yada, yada, yada. The Obama campaign clams up.
Trump drags out some guy that says, yes, he actually did know Obama when he was at Occidental/Columbia and that Obama was dealing mary-jane/cocaine/smack. The Romney campaign disavows these "scurrilous and uncollaborated" charges. Loudly. And often. Several times. "We will not give credence to these scurrilous and uncollaborated charges."
Which do think is more effective?
“I’ll put my money on Obama was born on Uranus.” OMG a black hole!
Obamagabe is Irish? Whooda thunk???
It’s probably that he is going to endorse Obama.
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