[faithhopecharity]

do the potatoes get strip-searched and groped?

[mikrofon]

"Potatoes, mash em, boil em, improves reception too!"

[SkyDancer]

In flight internet is really expensive. Three dollars for fifteen minutes.

[NormsRevenge]

We live on the edge of a spudtacular new future and the deep fryer on the bottom of the fiscal cliff. Has a whole new spudtrum of WiFi has opened? Some might call it.. WiFry. Has Obama claimed credit yet?

[Larry Lucido]

You say http://www.poh-tay-to.com and I say http://poh-tah-to.com

[KarlInOhio]

And they don't whine as much as human passengers when you shove a galvanized nail and copper wire an inch deep into them to power your iPhone.

[davius]

I wish I’d read the article before I piled last night’s leftover mashed potatoes on the wireless router. So doesn’t the wife. The dog was pretty happy...

[miele man]

I read the engineers took a vote among themselves as to which vegetable to use. Upon hearing the majority vote for the potatos, the head engineer declared, “The eyes have it, so it is the potatoes”.

[KoRn]

Stacks of paper. Like medical charts and books will wipe out a WiFi signal as well. I’ve had to put TWO APs in a single room before because of this.

[bmwcyle]

[freedumb2003]

>>It turns out that potatoes – because of their water content and chemistry – absorb and reflect radio wave signals much the same way as the human body does, making them suitable substitutes for airline passengers.<<

To the airlines and the TSA, people make a great substitute for potatoes (and cattle).

[null and void]

NYT Headline:

Potatoes Put 350 Experimental WiFi Passengers Out of Work
Women, Minorities, Children Hardest Hit

[RandallFlagg]

“Because I’m a POTATO!”
http://youtu.be/E80KIDCXQJs

[Celtic Conservative]

They could've used sacks of shit to simulate Dem politicians, but then again Dem politicians don't fly commercial.

CC

[adorno]

So, Boeing researchers have discovered that, in some instances, a sack of potato is more useful than a human.

Liberals will be incensed about the replacement, because, those "jobs" were ideal for their constituencies, who just like to sit around.

[adorno]

So, Boeing researchers have discovered that, in some instances, a sack of potato is more useful than a human.

Liberals will be incensed about the replacement, because, those "jobs" were ideal for their constituencies, who just like to sit around.

[USMCPOP]

Large, lumpy passengers: Couch Potatoes.

[Revolting cat!]

used sacks of potatoes as stand-ins for passengers

Perfect! The truth comes out.

[Revolting cat!]

Passengers about to board.

[Erasmus]

Synthetic Personnel Using Dialectic Substitution

Do they mean, like, using Hegel's theory instead of Marx's?