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Cats being total jerks for no apparent reason.
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Posted on 03/09/2013 5:26:55 PM PST by dynachrome

Video of cats acting like......well, cats.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; funnny; kittyping
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No toilet paper roll is safe if it is on the dispenser at the dynachrome mansion!
1 posted on 03/09/2013 5:26:56 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

My cat likes opening my cd player on my radio.


2 posted on 03/09/2013 5:31:52 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: dynachrome; Slings and Arrows

Kitty ping...


3 posted on 03/09/2013 5:31:54 PM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: dynachrome

Heh, we had one that loved to swat at the spring doorstops. Never had one go after the toilet paper, though my sister seems to be a magnet for cats with that fetish.


4 posted on 03/09/2013 5:32:56 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Twotone

Thanks, ya beat me to it.


5 posted on 03/09/2013 5:34:57 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome

Years ago we had a silver tabby female named Diamond Lil. We used newspaper in the pans, & when we’d put a fresh newspaper in, she’d leap in, crouch & get the wildest expression on her face. Then she shredded the paper, sending it flying. If only we’d had digital camera’s & video back then...


6 posted on 03/09/2013 5:36:37 PM PST by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: dynachrome

Frisky the wonder tigress is the first cat I’ve ever known who’s never demolished a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.


7 posted on 03/09/2013 5:39:10 PM PST by Standing Wolf
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To: dynachrome

The video is just toooo funny. Thanks for sharing. My cat got inside one of my Obama stash cabinets that had 24 rolls of toilet tissue in it. Must have taken her all night while I was fast asleep but there is not much left of any of them. Didn’t realize other cats did this, too. She also knows how to turn on the cold water faucet so have to make sure all the bathroom doors closed when we’re gone and there is a very large heavy put that sits atop the faucet in the kitchen.


8 posted on 03/09/2013 5:40:48 PM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: dynachrome
One of my cats loves to push things off of tables, but he usually butts them off with his head. I had to take down the paper towel holder in the laundry room because the cats kept shredding it.
9 posted on 03/09/2013 5:49:16 PM PST by JoeFromSidney ( New book: RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY. Buy from Amazon.)
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To: dynachrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDD3JN4FGQ


10 posted on 03/09/2013 6:00:26 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: dynachrome

I had a Seal Point Siamese once who was nuts about Q-Tips. The mere sight of one and he had to grab it out of your hand and start clawing it to pieces. Never could figure that out.


11 posted on 03/09/2013 6:01:31 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: dynachrome

That first one that got help getting down the steps sounded pretty bad! LOL


12 posted on 03/09/2013 6:02:16 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: dynachrome

this one is a fav......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsTn7KtSrdM


13 posted on 03/09/2013 6:05:32 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: All
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14 posted on 03/09/2013 6:08:08 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: TigersEye

Reaching underneath the door to play with the springy thing was the topper for me.


15 posted on 03/09/2013 6:08:41 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (I've all but given up my crusade to rid the world of fools; there are, I found, just too many.)
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To: windcliff

Ping


16 posted on 03/09/2013 6:10:29 PM PST by stylecouncilor (Bazinga!)
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To: Past Your Eyes

He gave that a real nice TOIIIINNNGGG for a finale. lol


17 posted on 03/09/2013 6:14:29 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: dynachrome

I feed a number of Philippine cats. Four of them come inside, but only two like to hang around inside most of the day.
They come and go through a “catty door”.
They have never bothered with the t/p, but they will take any opportunity to prowl around the kitchen counters and into the kitchen trash can.
Sleeping and eating seems to be their only purpose in life.


18 posted on 03/09/2013 6:16:54 PM PST by AlexW
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To: dynachrome

Very, very funny!


19 posted on 03/09/2013 6:22:28 PM PST by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: dynachrome

I had a lengthy interchange with a Freeper not long ago about a feral kitty that I wanted to convert to an indoor kitty. Sadly, I can’t remember his/her handle because his/her advice was excellent. It will have to be the kitty’s idea.

After 8 years, this kitty (that I have begged and pleaded with to come inside) decided that it was time to become an indoor kitty. It was her idea.

She’s done really well, considering that she has never been inside before.

HOWEVER..the last two nights she has started constantly staring at me. She has food, water, a comfy bed that she chose, petting and treats. I can’t help but worry about what maybe going on behind those yellow staring eyes. It’s kind of spooky. (I totally get a dog staring with enormous love.) I kind of worry that she is planning on how to turn on the stove and cook me for breakfast? I don’t know.


20 posted on 03/09/2013 6:23:44 PM PST by berdie
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To: Doogle

I just played that video and my dog thought it was a dog and started barking.


21 posted on 03/09/2013 6:25:31 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: dynachrome

Lol! I had a siamese that unrolled tp and paper towels,
and played with the doorstop. Here is more cat craziness.

gutter cat vs the jets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joQ9IHnll20


22 posted on 03/09/2013 6:28:54 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
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To: dynachrome
oh geez cats.
well, we've got the skinny white cat who gets up on top of my desk to sleep up on the apple terabyte because it's vaguely warm. Or the other tawny cat who will find any little thing, and it will end up on the shower floor (earplugs, hairpins, twist ties etc). He's obsessed with my nail file which he'll knock off my desk innumerable times. or Missy the fat cat who will wait til we're in bed then she'll start meowing in the living room as if to say "where'd everybody go?"

23 posted on 03/09/2013 6:48:44 PM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: dynachrome

That first one with the attic stairs made me have to pause it so I could finish laughing.


24 posted on 03/09/2013 7:01:52 PM PST by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: berdie

Nothing better than a dead cat!!!!


25 posted on 03/09/2013 7:54:19 PM PST by oldsaw
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To: Twotone; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...

26 posted on 03/09/2013 7:59:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dynachrome

Thanks dynachrome...Had a big orange cat adopt me [yeah he didn’t like his owner but me he liked]...I bought him a catnip mouse that he was interested in for about five minutes then wanted to go outside.....how he got on the top of the house I never could figure out....I got marks on both arms getting him down....he was a good cat but I was the only person he liked [who could refuse that]


27 posted on 03/09/2013 8:13:49 PM PST by virgil283 ( ... pride is a hindrance to truth,.... Roosh)
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To: dynachrome

“Face skating”. We had one of our favorites die recently, and that was “Roughy”. “Roughy” introduced us to the kitty sport of “face skating”. He was good at it. I think he thought he was the champion “Face Skater” in all the land. Now that “Roughy” has passed to the great litter box in the sky “Petey” has taken to entertaining us with his skills at “face skating”

“Face Skating” is a lunatic cat cramming his head, and body into the straps of one of the retired for the evening Birkenstock sandals, and pushing it with his face around, and around, and around the room. The cats seem to never tire of the sport. They do get distracted when it’s time for bed, and that’s about the only way to stop their game, other than to remove the Birkenstock from their grasp.

It’s obviously lots of fun.


28 posted on 03/09/2013 8:15:52 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: dynachrome

The knobs are off my gas stove because my cat knows how to turn the gas on. On sept 12 of this past year, he put the gas on sometime before 11:30 pm (I remember because that’s when he jumped into bed w/ me). When I got up at 5 a.m., my entire house was filled with gas. How the hell he didn’t blow the roof off the place is beyond me except for the fact that I prayed before bed that night that my guardian angel would protect my home throughout the night.

Anyway, the knobs stay off now & I only put one on at a time whole I’m cooking. After that, I pull them off & the stay in a basket on the counter.

Crazy cat.


29 posted on 03/09/2013 8:20:53 PM PST by surroundedbyblue (Why am I both pro-life & pro-gun? Because both positions defend the innocent and protect the weak.)
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To: dynachrome
I like the kitteh messing with the door stopper. My first Siames loved the things, both to twang them, and to consume the rubber tips.

He was also an enthusiastic unroll-er of TP. If my wife screwed up and put a roll on backwards (for our house), Loco would find out in short order and busily unravel it.

The one time I busted him in the act, he just paused, looked up at me, said MEE-YAP-YAP, and went right back at it. Being a wuss, I did not think to stop him. Serious business.

There is not another cat like a smart Siamese.

30 posted on 03/09/2013 8:22:56 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: dynachrome
No toilet paper roll is safe if it is on the dispenser at the dynachrome mansion!

With 39 of the furry, four-legged heatherns running around, NOTHING is safe at the radu homestead. LOL!

31 posted on 03/09/2013 8:29:58 PM PST by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: dynachrome

If my cat was a little bigger, he would kill me and eat me.


32 posted on 03/09/2013 8:38:02 PM PST by Texas Songwriter (THA)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL! It’s really funny because the cats belong to someone else!


33 posted on 03/09/2013 8:49:18 PM PST by azishot (When your life is on the line, lead is worth more than gold.)
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To: dynachrome

I have a cat with a straw fetish. If I bring home a drink with a straw in it and do not keep a constant eye on it, the straw will disappear in a flash of fuzzy whiteness.


34 posted on 03/09/2013 8:52:04 PM PST by SledgeCS (Democrat/Liberal/Progressive/Socialist = Gun Control Nazi)
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To: dynachrome; Slings and Arrows
I love each and every vignette! :)


35 posted on 03/09/2013 9:24:53 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: dynachrome

Ping


36 posted on 03/10/2013 12:22:51 AM PST by Sivad (Nor Cal Red Turf)
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To: dynachrome
I have one cat that likes to tackle 2liter bottles of soda.sometimes i will leave the soda on the ground to see if she will do it.

CC

37 posted on 03/10/2013 4:57:18 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative
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To: dynachrome

My first kitty was a toilet paper destroyer, she would drape it around the apartment like a ribbon from room to room . She also loved those door stop thingies and q tips. And the plastic part that gets pulled off from milk bottles.

The kitty I have now likes to knock things off tables . I think she thinks she is a magician. She’s knocked over magazines and newspapers if I’m reading them as if to say
“Pay attention to me now “. She just did that with my computer, alas breaking it. I couldn’t stay mad at her she’s too cute and sweet.


38 posted on 03/10/2013 5:10:31 AM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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To: visualops
AWWWW! Your cat looks exactly like our cat, "Doom:"


A bit of photo-manipulation of Doom hard at work.

Doom saving us all from the amazing 'sploding toilet papers.

Doom getting a bath from his FRiend.

Sadly, we had to put Doom down 2 weeks ago.
I'm gonna miss that little fella.
39 posted on 03/10/2013 5:11:42 AM PDT by RandallFlagg
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To: berdie

Hah! Cook you? BERDIE TARTARE - It’s what’s for dinner!


40 posted on 03/10/2013 10:43:30 AM PDT by Twinkie (JOHN 3:16)
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To: dynachrome

Your average house cat is bored to tears in your average house.


41 posted on 03/10/2013 10:54:10 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: oldsaw

Hey—what kind of a monster are you?!?


42 posted on 03/10/2013 11:00:56 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Twinkie

Slaps head.

Of course you are right. I don’t know what the heck I was thinkin’!


43 posted on 03/10/2013 12:10:39 PM PDT by berdie
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To: AlexW

We had a Siamese cat who liked to lick the varnish off of a wooden toy squirrel. When he saw that wooden toy squirrel on the floor, he’d take a flying leap and grab the toy and lick the varnish..he was Siamese CRAZY for the stuff...the toy squirrel’s fluffy tail, not so much.

Our other cat, an Orange Tabby, had a fetish for rubber bands. She’d eat the rubber bands, and we had to hide them from view.


44 posted on 03/10/2013 2:08:21 PM PDT by itssme
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To: RandallFlagg
You have my sympathy on the loss of Doom. :-( Lost our Jamie in August of 2010, and our two dogs in June of 2011. Still haven't recovered and still miss them dearly.

Jamie was also a white kitty, but with grey "feathers" on her face, and a grey tail--


45 posted on 03/10/2013 2:24:19 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: berdie

Watch your back, berdie!


46 posted on 03/10/2013 2:40:48 PM PDT by Twinkie (JOHN 3:16)
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To: dynachrome

Thankfully, none of my three furballs have any interest in toilet paper.


47 posted on 03/11/2013 7:21:19 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: berdie

My feral rescue kitty stares at me if I’m doing something that doesn’t involve giving her attention.


48 posted on 03/11/2013 7:23:29 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Texas Songwriter

Your cat and everyone else’s. :) I still love my kitties dearly in spite of that.


49 posted on 03/11/2013 7:25:47 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: oldsaw

“Nothing better than a dead cat!!!!”

Nothing better than a dead oldsaw! Kitties can arrange these things. You never know how. You never know when.........


50 posted on 03/11/2013 12:31:24 PM PDT by Diapason
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