The knobs are off my gas stove because my cat knows how to turn the gas on. On sept 12 of this past year, he put the gas on sometime before 11:30 pm (I remember because that’s when he jumped into bed w/ me). When I got up at 5 a.m., my entire house was filled with gas. How the hell he didn’t blow the roof off the place is beyond me except for the fact that I prayed before bed that night that my guardian angel would protect my home throughout the night.
Anyway, the knobs stay off now & I only put one on at a time whole I’m cooking. After that, I pull them off & the stay in a basket on the counter.
Crazy cat.
He was also an enthusiastic unroll-er of TP. If my wife screwed up and put a roll on backwards (for our house), Loco would find out in short order and busily unravel it.
The one time I busted him in the act, he just paused, looked up at me, said MEE-YAP-YAP, and went right back at it. Being a wuss, I did not think to stop him. Serious business.
There is not another cat like a smart Siamese.
With 39 of the furry, four-legged heatherns running around, NOTHING is safe at the radu homestead. LOL!
If my cat was a little bigger, he would kill me and eat me.
I have a cat with a straw fetish. If I bring home a drink with a straw in it and do not keep a constant eye on it, the straw will disappear in a flash of fuzzy whiteness.
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My first kitty was a toilet paper destroyer, she would drape it around the apartment like a ribbon from room to room . She also loved those door stop thingies and q tips. And the plastic part that gets pulled off from milk bottles.
The kitty I have now likes to knock things off tables . I think she thinks she is a magician. She’s knocked over magazines and newspapers if I’m reading them as if to say
“Pay attention to me now “. She just did that with my computer, alas breaking it. I couldn’t stay mad at her she’s too cute and sweet.
Your average house cat is bored to tears in your average house.
Thankfully, none of my three furballs have any interest in toilet paper.