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NONSENCE THREAD

Posted on 03/21/2013 4:11:37 PM PDT by JoeProBono



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To: Darksheare; Old Sarge; JoeProBono

Please include me in.


121 posted on 03/22/2013 9:03:59 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Daffynition

122 posted on 03/22/2013 10:09:17 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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123 posted on 03/22/2013 10:10:38 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

124 posted on 03/22/2013 10:20:16 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Revolting cat!

125 posted on 03/22/2013 10:22:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

-PJ

126 posted on 03/22/2013 10:32:12 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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127 posted on 03/22/2013 11:46:30 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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128 posted on 03/22/2013 11:47:05 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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129 posted on 03/22/2013 12:10:07 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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130 posted on 03/22/2013 12:36:15 PM PDT by BlueDragon (the beatings will continue until morale improves)
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To: JoeProBono
Non Saucer!


131 posted on 03/22/2013 6:55:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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132 posted on 03/22/2013 6:59:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Daffynition

“Where’s that diamond necklace you promised me?”

Just a year and a half ago there was an Eskimo gal in western Alaska who tried the same gambit after she assumed I was desperate and an easy mark! At least you haven’t yet also asked for my SS check every month like she did, so I admire you for that! HAW
Oh yes, she also asked that I buy a camper van to chauffer her around the lower 48 on a year-long sight-seeing tour before I became old and disabled. Unfortunately, she was too late! HAW

JC


133 posted on 03/23/2013 1:51:45 AM PDT by cracker45
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I think I can handle the competition of an Eskimo woman. Goodness, one asset I can claim is that I have all my teeths.

You could be grateful that you didn't get snatched up in a Rendezvous with obligations....if you get my drift. :)

♩♪♫♬ Diamonds sparkle like the snow.....sparkle....sparkle....♩♪♫♬

134 posted on 03/23/2013 6:11:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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DANG! How did you know she was missing half her teeth?? She did claim to have other assets though, including recent running water and indoor bathroom facilities, and promised to keep a warm fire going for me all winter long! Of course that required me to sign over my SS check to her every month...

JC


135 posted on 03/24/2013 2:07:38 AM PDT by cracker45
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Running water.....quite a dowry, I'd say! Seriously. Enough to flip over!


136 posted on 03/24/2013 3:21:08 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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137 posted on 03/24/2013 3:28:41 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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LOL...that is awesome! Nanook’s coat is going to need some Fabreze.


138 posted on 03/24/2013 3:31:53 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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Oh, did I forget to mention the 160 acres of prime hunting/fishing land in the Kilbuck Mountains of western Alaska - geese, ducks, ptarmigan, salmon, trout, caribou, bear and moose? No utilities there - 99.9% of all the prime areas are far off the grid and the only comms are sat phones; jet boats and bush planes offer the only access, except in winter when snow machines can go anywhere depending on how much fuel you can carry! Fortunately, I’m too old to take “advantage” of all those opportunities due to old football injuries to knees and ankles!

JC


139 posted on 03/25/2013 3:42:02 AM PDT by cracker45
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Did you learn the art of *kunik*?

The thought of lips freezing together warms the heart,eh?


140 posted on 03/25/2013 4:17:15 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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