1 posted on
04/22/2013 6:43:12 AM PDT by
Renfield
To: SunkenCiv
2 posted on
04/22/2013 6:43:28 AM PDT by
Renfield
(Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
To: Renfield
“These aren’t the Druids you’re looking for.”
3 posted on
04/22/2013 6:45:08 AM PDT by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Renfield
Perfect candidate for Stonehenge:
4 posted on
04/22/2013 6:48:48 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: Renfield
You also have to handle parking at the site.
5 posted on
04/22/2013 6:50:26 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Renfield
Just make sure it’s not a muslim. He might have the monument torn down as being “unislamic”.
6 posted on
04/22/2013 6:52:03 AM PDT by
left that other site
(Worry is the darkroom that developes negatives.)
To: Renfield
The funny thing is, I would be very well suited for this job EXCEPT for the “meeting the Druids” part. Druids are nothing but shabby proto-hippies practicing a contrived nineteenth-century “religion”. The actual Druids and their religion ceased to exist at the beginning of the first millenium AD. They were an illiterate people who worked in wood, not stone. The only record we have of their existence comes from the Romans, who most pointedly despised them and eventually wiped them out.
7 posted on
04/22/2013 7:05:41 AM PDT by
jboot
(It can happen here because it IS happening here.)
To: Renfield
If I got the job, the first thing I’d say to the Druid leader is: “Funny—you don’t look Druish.”
8 posted on
04/22/2013 7:08:35 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
To: Renfield
So, if I claim to now practice the ancient Egyptian's religion, do I get possession of the pyramids?
Freaking Druids are no more historically based than a Star Trek convention.
9 posted on
04/22/2013 7:23:46 AM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Renfield
Nice easy job. What’s there to manage? It’s not like the stones need much care and attention.
10 posted on
04/22/2013 7:26:24 AM PDT by
bgill
To: Renfield
<< insert “This is Spinal Tap” reference here >>
12 posted on
04/22/2013 9:45:10 AM PDT by
ItsOurTimeNow
("This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.")
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