[Mad Dawgg]

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE M***********G SNAKES ON THESE M***********G TREES!"

Have you ever seen the movie when it is payed on regular TV?

That line is changed to (And no I am not kidding): "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY FRIDAY PLANE!"

I've always wanted to ask Samuel Jackson how they got him to do that overdub. I couldn't have managed for the uncontrollable fits of laughter it would've forced me into every time I went to utter those words into the microphone!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I also recall his character calling John McClane a “racist melon farmer” on a TV-edited showing of Die Hard 3.