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The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)
Today | KittenClaws

Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?


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To: Billthedrill
Your just asking for it aren't ya?

I admire the heck outta that!

61 posted on 06/13/2013 8:26:09 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.


62 posted on 06/13/2013 8:26:44 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Linda Frances

You sound like my husband...lol!


63 posted on 06/13/2013 8:27:04 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: ctdonath2

When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”

She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.


Dude! You just screwed with my head. Awesome!


64 posted on 06/13/2013 8:28:53 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

The MoOsE iS on The lOOse! It bit tHe sILLy GoOsE! RepEat the MoOsE iS on The lOOse!


65 posted on 06/13/2013 8:31:01 PM PDT by Smittie (Just like an alien, I'm a stranger in a strange land)
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To: KittenClaws; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

66 posted on 06/13/2013 8:31:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: KittenClaws
The president is in the sand trap. The president is in the sand trap.

The veep has loaded his shotgun. The veep has loaded his shotgun.

67 posted on 06/13/2013 8:32:05 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: KittenClaws; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

68 posted on 06/13/2013 8:32:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: KittenClaws

My squirrels don’t know where I am tonight.


69 posted on 06/13/2013 8:32:31 PM PDT by FLAMING DEATH (I'm not racist - I hate Biden too!)
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To: Joe 6-pack
In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

I hadn't thought of that. I was thinking of using the Bible. That would force the occupation to read it.
70 posted on 06/13/2013 8:33:15 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.


In all seriousness, what we are dealing with is larger and more intelligent than we suspect. We can not mask Internet communications.

Well have to just “know”.


71 posted on 06/13/2013 8:33:55 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: exit82

do you have a lisance for the minkey?


72 posted on 06/13/2013 8:34:08 PM PDT by flowergirl
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To: dfwgator

“There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.”


As a recipient, I’d say you were feeling “ a bit uncomfortable”

My reply?

Do you have kielbasa to go with the sauerkraut?


73 posted on 06/13/2013 8:38:22 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

The weazel chokes on sourdough...repeat...the weazel chokes on sourdough.


74 posted on 06/13/2013 8:39:12 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Joe 6-pack
In all seriousness, if we were trying to mask our communications from the federal government the US Constitution would make a great cipher key since none of the agencies are familiar with it’s existence.

Great idea. Let's base all of them on the words of the Fourth Amendment. They would never look there in a gazillion years!

75 posted on 06/13/2013 8:39:43 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (John Boehner and the Republican Party: A wholly-owned subsidiary of Democrats, Inc.)
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When encryption is outlawed, Dsh2!trlao iea#311.


76 posted on 06/13/2013 8:39:44 PM PDT by IncPen (When you start talking about what we 'should' have, you've made the case for the Second Amendment)
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To: Conservative4Ever

My hovercraft is full of eels.


77 posted on 06/13/2013 8:39:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: KittenClaws

I am the eggman
I am the walrus
I am the eggman
I can’t make up my mind Koo Koo ka chu


78 posted on 06/13/2013 8:40:28 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Conservative4Ever

The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. Damn mice, never did have much backbone....


80 posted on 06/13/2013 8:41:09 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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