[Ditter]

I want to join NO CACA how much are the dues? Will we have meetings? Will we have uniforms, hats, a special handshake? (I am so excited) :)

[red-dawg]

I haven't figured out all the details yet but I have a few ideas.

The NOCACA charter must be written in cursive.

Every member is already paying their "dues". Look on your paystub under the headings FICA (Forcibly Induced Cracker Allowance) & FWT (Federal Whitey Tax).

Still working on the handshake. I'm trying to incorporate a pistol into it.