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[Lucky9teen]

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If you've seen Sharpton on MSNBC you're in for some belly laughs below. If you've 'never' seen him this is what you are missing. Read slowly so you pick up the hilarity.
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Al Sharpton: The Obama Interview – Before embarking on his trip to Africa on Wednesday, President Obama stopped by NBC studios for what turned out to be a surprisingly candid interview with Reverend Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of that interview which will air on MSNBC tonight.

AL SHARPTON: I want to extend to your condolences a warm welcome to my show, President Obama.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Thank-you, Al. It’s a pleasure to be here.

AL SHARPTON: You may call me Reverend.

OBAMA: Of course, Reverend.

AL SHARPTON: You are the Commander of the Chiefs. You are the first African American of color to preside over the court jesters and the house of commoners. Yet today you find yourself embattled in a heated exchange of nebulous confections of disreputes. Would you say it’s because you are an African American of color?

OBAMA: I’m sorry, could you repeat the question?

AL SHARPTON: Commander Obama, is your African American headitary to blame for the backlash of antamonism from the Tea Party and those who worship Jim Crow days of gone by eras?

OBAMA: I’m sorry, Reverend, I still don’t understand.

AL SHARPTON: Do you not or have you never been the victim of your African Americanism by Tea-Baggers who, in the words of your vice commander, want us all back in chains?

Al Sharpton: Although my skin color may still be an issue for some, I feel our country has come a long way since Dr. King gave his life for equality.

AL SHARPTON: Your own General, Eric Holder, said America is a nation of cowards when it comes to race. What say you about the cowards, Commander?

OBAMA: There’s no doubt America has a dark past with race relations. But we also have a lot to be proud of. We’ve come a long way in a short time. I mean, I am the president.

AL SHARPTON: Yes, but you’re also half white. Do you think America is ready for a president of chiefs who is full bloodied African American?

OBAMA: Of course. Like I said, we’ve come a long way.

AL SHARPTON: As of lately your administration has been deliced in sandals that appear to be gaining momentous. As the host of my own news show on MSNBC, it is my duty to ask the tough questions.

OBAMA: I understand.

AL SHARPTON: There are serious acquisitions about Bygolly, the A&P, the Eternal Avenue System and now masterbations with intelligent reach-arounds. How do you respond?

OBAMA: (clears throat) Uh, I admit things are getting a bit hectic. But every administration expects scrutiny and we are prepared to show the American people that my administration is transparent and trustworthy.

SHARPTON: Speaking of mutiny, is there cause for alarm to your consituents in regard to their allegiance?

OBAMA: I’m not sure I understand.

AL SHARPTON: Are you aware that many progressives are saying you disemboweled their expectations by partying yourself as something you may not be?

OBAMA: Our country is a diverse country with differing viewpoints and lifestyles. As president I must be open to the concerns of all Americans.

AL SHARPTON: Is it true that your administration listens to the phone calls of everyday citizens without a permission slip?

OBAMA: I assured the American people last week that nobody’s phone calls are being listened to.

AL SHARPTON: Thank you for clearing that up.

OBAMA: My pleasure.

SHARPTON: What have you to say regards to the Bygolly witch hunt? The right-wing is chomping at the bent to produce something that didn’t happen and blaming Hillary Ramrod Clinton.

OBAMA: Benghazi was an unfortunate tragedy that is being investigated. At some point in the future the truth will be discovered and anyone who did not do their job will be held accountable.

AL SHARPTON: Thank you for clearing that up, Mr. President.

OBAMA: Sure.

AL SHARPTON: Many say the A&P sandal is simmeral to the Eternal Avenue System debuncle. What say you regards to the potent for a backlash that may turn magnified?

OBAMA: We are looking into any IRS errors and Attorney General Holder is handling the misunderstandings with the AP. I can assure the American people that we’re cleaning house.

AL SHARPTON: As we say commonly from the pulpit, a clean house is next to God’s mess.

OBAMA: (looks confused) Of course.

AL SHARPTON: And finally, the problems are piling up. You have people dying in Cereal, the Tea Baggers want to put an end to Portable Health Care and to make matters worse, a tattle-tale is on the loose in Russia dibulging secrets from a community of intellectuals. That’s on top of all the afro-mentioned sandals. What say you?

OBAMA: What can I say Al? Sometimes when it rains, it f*cking pours.

AL SHARPTON: That’s all the time we have Mr. President. I know Airport One is waiting to take you to Africa where many African Africans want to look at the first African American president of the United States. Thank you for taking the tough questions on my news show on MSNBC, where I host.

OBAMA: It’s been interesting, Reverend.

My Bucket

 

Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist.

[workerbee]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[Liberty Valance]

Geezinslaws - Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down

[workerbee]

[N. Theknow]

July 20, 1969. I could hear Neil Armstrong talking from the moon clear as a bell and understand every word he said.

July 12, 2013, I cannot understand a word the person at the drive through is saying.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[tumblindice]

‘I’m fixin’ a hole
Where the sun never shines,
It keeps my mind from wandering
Where it will go
Ohh oh’
Bernie De Rionda

Brought to you by Birdlime Butt Spackle: ‘It’s Concentrated!’

[ErnBatavia]

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!

[red-dawg]

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!

[red-dawg]

I am going to set up a new organization along the lines of the NAACP.

Only difference is that it will cater to white americans and white-hispanics.

It will be called the National Organization of Creepy Ass Crackers of America.

NOCACA

Our first official function will be when George Zimmerman is found guilty in his Florida trial.

I suggest that we stage a riot at the nearest SEARS. Participants are required to "loot" the Craftsman tool section by charging good quality tools on their SEARS charge card.
Being rude to the sales clerk is optional.

Other locations that have been suggested are Tractor Supply,Stein Mart, Old Navy, Radio Shack and Abercrombie & Fitch.

Start time is still under discussion but it will have to be in the late afternoon or on the weekend because WE ALL HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING.

[Liberty Valance]

[martin_fierro]

[Ditter]

I want to join NO CACA how much are the dues? Will we have meetings? Will we have uniforms, hats, a special handshake? (I am so excited) :)

[Nea Wood]

Now, that’s just brilliant! Did you write that? I, too, want to join NOCACA. LOL