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Want Muslims to Leave Your Town? Require Everything to have Pork In or On It
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| Uncle Sham
Posted on 07/13/2013 11:09:32 AM PDT by Uncle Sham
Some problems have really simple solutions. Perhaps its time to consider another way to get Muslims to relocate themselves voluntarily back to their "land of peace". If legislation were passed that required that pork must be present on everything made or sold and in all foods and drinks sold, would this bring on a mass exodus by Muslims? Could Porky Pig really be the savior of America? This just might be the ticket, and a simple one at that.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: sourcetitlenoturl; vanity
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If I were in charge.
To: Uncle Sham
It wouldn't be kosher
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:13:34 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Uncle Sham
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:15:32 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
To: Uncle Sham
And have everyone were Crucifixes! I have always thought that we should drop pigs on Mecca and Medina during Ramalamadingdong, followed by a plane load of AK-47’s.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:21:24 AM PDT
by
vette6387
To: Uncle Sham
The full force of the US government would come down on you. You may be audited for just mentioning it. EPA would find some way to close your community down. DOJ would find hundreds of charges for you to answer in court.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:23:04 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Uncle Sham
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:24:49 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
To: Uncle Sham
Liberals AND conservatives would open muslim only restaurants and the government would say “that’s fine”.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:25:01 AM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
To: Uncle Sham
Send them a copy of our national budget...its loaded with pork!
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:26:00 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: Uncle Sham
Our Jewish friends would not care for this. How about having too many hot women in miniskirts and short shorts for their muzzie minds to handle. Have em EVERYWHERE !
To: mountainlion
"The full force of the US government would come down on you. You may be audited for just mentioning it. EPA would find some way to close your community down. DOJ would find hundreds of charges for you to answer in court."Ok,so perhaps they strike down a few "Pork Has to Be in Everything" laws. How are they going to keep towns from having their own pig "mascot" that everyone's taxes must support the care of?
To: Uncle Sham
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:34:05 AM PDT
by
PLD
To: Don Corleone
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Send them a copy of our national budget...its loaded with pork!"That's another great idea!
To: carriage_hill
To: Uncle Sham
To fix the ferral hog problem, I would give a $1000 bounty to each, then have an organizatin cut them into tiny pieces.
Finally, I would somehow insure that a small piece of hog was planted on every acre of the entire country.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:38:33 AM PDT
by
catfish1957
(Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
To: Uncle Sham
Simply ban Hate Cults! Hate Cults have no religious protection.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:41:41 AM PDT
by
Wurlitzer
(Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
To: Uncle Sham
The left would never allow it. Sadly, we are outnumbered.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:42:17 AM PDT
by
diamond6
(Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
To: Uncle Sham
It would offend too many fine Jewish friends. It’s easier to just ask muslims to leave by shouting over your scope.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:42:41 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: Uncle Sham
Does turkey bacon count if we don’t tell them?
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:45:00 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: Dutch Boy
Doesn’t get any better than that. Life is good!
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:50:24 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
To: vette6387
I wouldn't waste the pigs. I'd fill-up some of those huge C-130 firefighting planes and drop bacon grease, dyed red.
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posted on
07/13/2013 11:54:24 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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