Man goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I’m worried about my sex life. Can’t seem to make it like I used to.
DOcotr says, “Here’s what I want you to do. Walk ten miles every day and then call me in a week.”
A week later the man calls the doctor. Doctor asks “Did you walk ten miles a day like I told you?”
“Yes.”
“How’s our sex life now?”
“I don’t know. I’m seventy miles from home.”
I went to the doctor and he told me I needed an operation
Me: “Gee, Doc! Are you sure. I’d like a second opinion.”
Doc: “A second opinion? Ok. Here’s one. You’re ugly!”