Nasty letters
Posted on 09/05/2013 11:48:45 AM PDT by A Cyrenian
I'm thinking he should drop water ballons from planes high above. Getting the Syrians wet will really upset them.
We might also take a more liberal approach and drop letters telling the Syrians that we feel their pain but they might consider not using weapons. Maybe drop leaflets suggesting a ban on chemical weapons and see how well they receive that.
What do you think?
We could send them a list of suggestions, such as, suggest you wear gas masks at all times, other survival tips.
Drop a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
Nasty letters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers
My suggestion would be physically impossible, so I’ll pass.
Boom-a-rangs launched from the Rose Garden.
How about sending a WMD of our own...
Spray the entire country with pig fat!
Have a beer summit!
“GO TO YOUR ROOM”
Resign
We could drop Democrat party money pledge slips.
Put fluoride in the water. It will rob them of their precious bodily fluids.
Just pass a bunch of restrictive gun control laws, that’s working so well in Chicago!
Obama should select an effective target.
Congress would be a good choice if they do not pass a supporting resolution for his use of cruise missiles. Or possibly Tel Aviv, which would cut out the middleman and allow the various factions of Muslims in Syria to continue to pound on each other, without the distraction of turning their assaults on Israel.
Do I HAVE to add the < sarcasm > tag?
Lawn darts.
Get a pea-shooter and fire a paper wad up a camel’s rear end. That should take care of it!
Since he cancelled the California fundraiser, he should go to Syria and hold the fundraiser there. So, in essence, just drop himself into Syria for a “not prolonged” visit.
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