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Completely believable. Cows are sneaky. It's also conceivable that no one in Georgia knows how to capture one.
1 posted on 09/19/2013 7:37:34 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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She did not reveal the ultimate fate of the cow.

They probably threw the loose cow in the hoosegow.

2 posted on 09/19/2013 7:40:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (For a moo-ving offense.)
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Hey, this is Free Republic!

It should be "lose" cow...

3 posted on 09/19/2013 7:44:18 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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4 posted on 09/19/2013 7:44:53 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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How now, loose cow?


5 posted on 09/19/2013 7:45:28 AM PDT by fruser1
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Here cow, cow, cow...

Utterly dumb.

My bros pigs escaped. Calmly, my dad got some corn and made a trail to the truck that took those little piggies to market. Voila...Daddy brought home the bacon!!

6 posted on 09/19/2013 7:45:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Using the wrong bait.


7 posted on 09/19/2013 7:47:28 AM PDT by DonkeyBonker (Hard to paddle against the flow of sewage coming out of the White House.)
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Well, I hear that Hillary is bisexual, but I don’t really know if she’s loose.


9 posted on 09/19/2013 7:47:57 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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Wow—six months on the lam.

The cow should get a book deal for this.


10 posted on 09/19/2013 7:48:58 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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Jill Goldberg, spokeswoman for the state Department of Transportation, said the animal, found to be a cow rather than the bull it was originally believed to be...

That's just nuts and udderly unbelievable!

11 posted on 09/19/2013 7:49:38 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (If govmt is stockpiling guns, ammo, food, & meds, don't you think it's a good idea to do the same?)
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Yahoooo!!!! .... Bubba Burgers tonight!!!


12 posted on 09/19/2013 7:52:48 AM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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The hereford went down to Georgia
She was lookin for souls to steal


13 posted on 09/19/2013 7:54:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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What a barefoot 10 year old boy can do in 30 minutes took a government agency 6 months.

/johnny

15 posted on 09/19/2013 8:01:41 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Not true. In north Georgia we graze em and eat em. Cows just around the bend from me wander around all the time. Get corralled easily.Now south of Atlanta that’s a different question all together.... but it is farm country


16 posted on 09/19/2013 8:07:31 AM PDT by Nifster
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Loose cow discovered in AZ:


17 posted on 09/19/2013 8:08:35 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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She did not reveal the ultimate fate of the cow.

It died in a series of related fires.

19 posted on 09/19/2013 8:09:27 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
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I would have to conclude that sex education in Georgia for the past number of years is a total failure if they cannot tell the difference between a cow & a bull after 6 months of observing it.

The sexual appendage on a bull is pretty evident from quite a distance.


20 posted on 09/19/2013 8:12:43 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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mmmmmmm.....beefsteak.....hamburger......ribs......mmmm, mmmm, mmm


21 posted on 09/19/2013 8:13:00 AM PDT by Gaffer
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> Completely believable. Cows are sneaky. It’s also conceivable that no one in Georgia knows how to capture one.

Sounds like an event that happened in a small Western New York town in the New York Southern Tier about 25 years ago.
A bull escaped from a farm and for two or three years was damaging fences and crops on the farms in the area. He evaded local attempts at hunting him down and bounties put up for his capture or demise for several years. Eventually, the damage stopped and everyone assumed he just died out in the woods. They never did get him or find out what happened to him.


22 posted on 09/19/2013 8:13:02 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Gun Control is the Key to totalitarianism and genocide.)
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Not many cowboys east of the Mississippi.


23 posted on 09/19/2013 8:15:36 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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Well done.


26 posted on 09/19/2013 8:19:50 AM PDT by DainBramage
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