[Oatka]

My retardo neighbors have two butt-ugly dogs that repeatedly chase me and my girlfriend when we get out of our car.

Short of a handgun, try a Windex-type spray bottle with a 50-50 mix of ammonia and water. One whiff and they usually learn to stay away.

[vladimir998]

Good idea, but I would recommend a super soaker be used.

I’m just saying...