>>You can twist and turn with best of them. Are you a democrat politician?<<
You dissemble into ad hominem when confronted with facts. Are you Nancy Pelosi?
>>My dog recognizes me as the professional in our relationship. Nothing else could make a difference.<<
IOW, you are a wishful thinker but you can use your dog as a reference.
I am sure the owners of the dog in the OP (remember the mauled kid report that started this?) thought the same. Their dog probably signed the same “certificat of profeshiunal” yours signed.
They might even be Facebook Friends.