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Are you a Free Republic Newbie? Then shut your pie hole!

Posted on 12/14/2013 10:33:19 AM PST by The Bat Ladys Husband

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To: maine-iac7

Protest Warrior comes to mind,,,


401 posted on 12/14/2013 6:15:04 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: Marcella; humblegunner
(psst - there is no source)

Shhh... I knew that but don't let anyone else know ;-) (But humble might want to sign himself up on blogspot just to keep someone else from doing so and then start messing with us from the Humble Blog.. ;-)

402 posted on 12/14/2013 6:19:16 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Essie
So where do you go for the grown-up, well-mannered, but still ardent, focused, and fired up crowd? I there still a “Heart of Texas” group I could join? 162 posted on December 14, 2013 1:38:26 PM CST by PapaNew

We disbanded the HOT chapter but it was a great bunch. And we FReeped the left in Austin many times.

So I would like to come HERE at FR for the grown-up, well-mannered, but still ardent, focused, and fired up crowd?

I wish we could do the research and get together with the strongest candidate but I'm ALL FOR voting for all other candidates and leave Cornyn in the dust.

403 posted on 12/14/2013 6:40:12 PM PST by The Bat Lady (I will be voting against Cornyn in the TX primary.)
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To: fr_freak

Oh ,
secret Handshake!
you’re gonna Like That!

I need a smoke,


404 posted on 12/14/2013 6:47:57 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: Billthedrill; Cyber Liberty
What else do we need to make this thread complete?

About the only thing you left out was how to install Linux on a Mac..

That ought to do it.

;-)

405 posted on 12/14/2013 6:49:43 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: tomkat

Shootin’ ain’t started,,,,

Resist


406 posted on 12/14/2013 7:05:01 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: usconservative

He’s still a douchebag. Who the Eff appointed him the Posting Police Captain?


407 posted on 12/14/2013 7:07:10 PM PST by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: sauropod
Hey, made me laugh ... and these days I could really use a good laugh!

How ya been my brother from another mother?

408 posted on 12/14/2013 7:12:03 PM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: TomGuy
No fun until you try posting during election cycles — against candidate A or B or C or D.

The circular firing squads are the most fun to watch. Or the threads where the sole objective is to see who can come up with the most derogatory term for RINOs.

409 posted on 12/14/2013 7:13:02 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Close.

“What else do we need to make this thread complete?”

Wait for it.

A woman ransacked her husband’s office, hit him in the face with a vase and threw a set of keys at his head because he found religion and wanted her to stop drinking, sheriff’s deputies say.

The 41-year-old woman is charged with misdemeanor domestic battery.

Her husband said she erupted at their insurance business, “creating a verbal scene in front of employees before ransacking the office,” according to her arrest report.

He said she hit him with a red vase, breaking his glasses. Then, when he asked her to leave and give him her keys to the business, she threw them at him, an employee said.

A deputy decided she was intoxicated after he went to her home, smelled her breath and interviewed her. She said her husband had “found religion” and was “acting the man” because he didn’t like her drinking.

When asked how he got the injuries on his head, she said, “I don’t understand what you’re saying” over and over again, a deputy wrote. Then she was arrested.


410 posted on 12/14/2013 7:43:33 PM PST by theneanderthal
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To: NoCmpromiz

Circle Flies

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”

“No, Sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect
for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse’s ass.”

“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.”


411 posted on 12/14/2013 7:49:19 PM PST by theneanderthal
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To: cripplecreek

Noob. :D


412 posted on 12/14/2013 7:50:50 PM PST by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: corlorde

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
—Will Rogers

I think we’re done now.


413 posted on 12/14/2013 8:01:18 PM PST by theneanderthal
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To: theneanderthal
;-)

< stolenshamelessly appropriated >

414 posted on 12/14/2013 8:03:30 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Blackirish
There was a good reason not to oppose Ted Cruz’s shutdown of the government. It was idiotic.

Whoa. Slow down there, Irish.

Let's look at what America got from the 'shutdown'.

We saw that the CINC would spend more money keeping Honor Flight Veterans from accessing an open air memorial than it normally cost to just leave it open.

We saw that he would have people unable to pull over and view or photograph such vistas as the Badlands in South Dakota or Mount Rushmore from the roadside (how much did deploying and gathering those road cones cost?)?

We saw how childish, churlish, and petty this administration is when it did not get it's way, much in the manner of a spoiled brat.

What's more, it was on view for any and all to see.

Intimidation? Hissy fit? You decide, but the recent photos of the 'selfie' and FLOTUS's reactions/expressions indicate further that we are not dealing with adults, here.

I want America to realize what a mistake it made putting the Kenyan (Indonesian?) in charge, I want that screwup to be carved into our national memory so it doesn't happen again (at least not for a long time).

While, not unlike the 17 other shutdowns of the past few decades, the Federal Employees still got paid, little got done (which sometimes is a bonus), etc., and eventually everything spooled back up to whatever passes normally for efficiency with no clear legislative victory, the lack of legislative progress isn't Cruz's fault--at least he tried. He got face time with the press, and did a great job of articulating some of the failures of the Democrat-dominated Senate, and Barry O as well, when the interview didn't end up on the cutting room floor.

415 posted on 12/14/2013 8:09:06 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: MrEdd
Who really misses Sinkspurr and company. Hahahaha! When I was new, I got into a spitting match with Sinkspurr. I said, "I may be new to this site but I am far from new to life and at least I have manners." I add, "I'm not the one driving everyone else off the thread".

Man, that was fun! I had a lot of PM's egging me on, too.

416 posted on 12/14/2013 8:10:05 PM PST by CAluvdubya (Molon Labe)
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To: xrmusn

You and I joined the same day.


417 posted on 12/14/2013 8:12:52 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: editor-surveyor

He’ll need it. Texas politics generally doesn’t seem to be a low-rent undertaking.


418 posted on 12/14/2013 8:13:25 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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To: NoCmpromiz

All of it cribbed right here at FR.


419 posted on 12/14/2013 8:22:49 PM PST by theneanderthal
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To: Slings and Arrows

SO glad I wasn’t drinking any beverage reading that. I do however have to go pee now. That is the best laugh this month.


420 posted on 12/14/2013 8:39:08 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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