Report: Kim Jong-Un Killed Uncle by Feeding Him to Starving Dogs

Breitbart ^ | Jan. 3, 2014 | Elizabeth Sheld

[PROCON]

According to a detailed report, Kim Jong Un fed his Uncle Jang Song Thaek to a pack of hungry dogs, a deviation from the traditional method of execution by firing squad.

"Jang was stripped naked and thrown into a cage, along with his five closest aides. Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is called "quan jue", or execution by dogs."

[PROCON]

Just damn, what a way to die.

[ghost of nixon]

a deviation from the traditional method of execution by firing squad

this younger generation just has no respect for tradition anymore...

[OrangeHoof]

That way, the savings on Alpo can be used to feed dog food to the citizenry. Pretty smart.

[Snickering Hound]

A Korean being eaten by a dog for a change?

[ClearCase_guy]

The Left.

They care deeply about their fellow men, and they only want what’s best for us, unlike those heartless people on the Right.

[AU72]

He must have recently seen the movie “The Vikings”.

[GSWarrior]

How do you un-kill someone?

[Scram1]

The Korean Royal Eunuch method was with using a dog ofttimes.

[kaboom]

That’s a ruff way to go.

[minnesota_bound]

Never buy cans of North Korean dog food. It may contain human.

[headsonpikes]

That Kim boy is obviously pretty serious about staying on top!

He aspires to be another Vlad the Impaler, perhaps, or Ivan the Terrible - anything to assure that his name will be in the history books.

[babble-on]

Soylent Alpo

[hecticskeptic]

Right... and then he checked out his new ski resort and stopped by the basketball court on his way home to see how his team and Dennis Rodman were doing. All in a days work for the supreme emperor...

[blueunicorn6]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the coliseum. Look how far man has advanced in two thousand years.

[MrEdd]

Its a dog eat dog world.

[hecticskeptic]

Now let’s just think about this for one minute.... North Korea shares a border with China next door and the Korean Peninsula used to be under their control. China is vastly better supplied from a military and other perspectives and could subdue North Korea in the blink of an eye. And China to an arguable extent has embraced the west and if nothing else, are the manufacturer and retailer to the rest of the world. It serves no useful purpose to China to have an out of control state next door. At the helm of North Korea is a wild man who has his finger on whatever armaments that they have which may or may not include nuclear weapons…. and he has shown that he is quite willing to shoot first and ask questions later in a totally irrational manner. Something tells me that this isn’t going to end well and my bet is that the fit will hit the shan sooner rather than later….

[blueunicorn6]

It’s a good thing that our President spends every minute on the golf course developing plans to make sure that an asshole like this doesn’t get nuclear weapons.

[I want the USA back]

Totalitarian dictators always become brutal, violent sadists. Reason: they became totalitarian dictators because of their love of power.

The US Constitution was set up to avoid concentration of power in one person. The US Constitution no longer applies.

[KarlInOhio]

Kim Jong-Un Killed Uncle by Feeding Him to Starving Dogs

Who let the dogs out?
Un. Un. Un. Un.

[ducttape45]

That is one sick, sick man.