Posted on 01/11/2014 8:01:41 AM PST by Second Amendment First
My second wife had the brilliant idea of turning corpses into ashes then incorporating the ashes into bricks to build a memorial to the deceased, or into clay to fashion a bust of the deceased. I thought it was brilliant, anyway..
My first business was a jewelry shop. A woman brought in a really nice wedding set. She wanted it made into a nugget with the diamond set in it. She said she was divorced and she wanted it so she could spit on it anytime she wanted. There wasn’t even a shade of humor about her.
bump
This brings up a question of etiquette, is it appropriate to present your second wife with an engagement diamond made of the first witch’s ashes?
For later
I prefer no permanent memorial, just to be scattered into the Yellowstone River.
Probably depends on the circumstances. Might ask Miss Manners.
I don’t believe I’d a told that ...
I’ve told my Son that when I die, I went to be made into a bunch of small, headless nails. He is then to go around and tap these into benches in public places. That way, I can still be a pain in the ass to people even after I’m dead.
Great idea.
Proof that I am right! I am really worth more dead than I am alive.
How technology has change everything. Fifty years ago they told us in school we were only worth a handful of change.
If they were talking about a hand full of old siver coins they most likely was right and the the way things are going they may soon be ‘REALLY’ right.
I read about this a few years ago. Since then, I have been telling everyone that I want to be a diamond when the time comes.
I can see a “made for TV” movie in here, somewhere.
Flashy bimbo “gold-digger” marries rich old sugar-daddy, poisons him and has the body cremated. Ashes to Diamond....several times.
Bimbo now trolling Vegas, Plam Springs and the Rivera in low cut evening dress, wearing her (in)famous “multi-hued blue diamond” necklace.
She is finally caught by an especially talented team: Columbo’s son, Poirot’s granddaughter and Miss Marple (she never gets any older).
Always thought my spouse is a “diamond in the rough”.
Wonder when the celebrities will make this into something “it’s all about me”?
Wonder if the fed are going into the diamond business soon?.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.