Posted on 01/12/2014 11:15:50 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Baloney. I have multiple personalities, only one of which is a gentleman...the rest are bad boys.
You can guess which have/has greater success with women.
“Mmm hmmm...that’s nice dear” is universal man code for “are you still talking?”
I remember this time when I was stationed on board a ship...
There was this one guy who was a real horn-dog. He could get l@id no matter what port we were in. I remember him making a bet to htree of us that he could go downtown and find a woman to go ‘home’ with him in less than fifteen minutes.
We followed him to downtown Seattle and waited for quitting time... And damn if he didn’t do it! The fifth or maybe sixth woman he talked to put her arm through his and off they went.
I knew then some guys had ‘it’ some didn’t. I certainly did not although thirty years later I am very happily married to my second wife and life... Life is wonderful.
13. Men who open the driver’s door during a pause in the morning commute and spit out a hairball on the pavement.
Man: would you have sex with me if I gave you money?
Woman: how much money?
Man: $2?
Woman: What kind of woman do you think I am?
Man: I think I’ve already established that.
“I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.”
I don't have any first-hand experience to support that, and I'm married, anyway.
How about; “Can you hold my beer between your legs for me to keep it cold?”
“Basically, women can be more picky when they are younger.
Men can be more picky when they are older.”
“Basically, women can be more picky when they are younger.
Men can be more picky when they are older.”
This is very true.
It’s amazing the attitude adjustment they get when they hit their 30s and they start to look more like a creepy hen at the bar trying to pretend like they are 22.
No wonder guys are avoiding marriage. Why chase after a snotty 20-something, when you can wait, build up a bankroll, enjoy life, and then hit on her younger sister.
I have a contest amongst myselves about which one gets lucky first.
“I tired to read 1 thru 3 and 5 thru 10, but 4 kept distracting me.”
4.)Whether it is a first date or a 10-year marriage, women do not want to feel as though sex is all that men want from them.
My thoughts too. For some women sex once a month is enough.
I’m so great I know none oft that list applies to me. Now get in the kitchen and make some breakfast woman and afterwards we’ll have sex if youl’ll get the kids cleaned up and sent off to school. That’s after I trim my nose hair of course...: )
“Are you from Tennessee?”
“Because you’re the only TEN I see.”
Poor Michelle Smith. She doesn’t want to be ignored and she doesn’t wanted to be treated as a sex object.
She’s pretty...confused.
Like most women, she writes in a way that she believes other women will appreciate, even though that way has utterly no bearing on how women really think and behave.
She’s sees a little of that contradiction when she notices that rock stars and pro athletes get women when sweaty and smelly from the arena, even though she PROMISES her dear feminine readers that women don’t want sweaty, smelly men.
Guffaw!
Which is to say, she catches a glimpse of herself not understanding her own self or her own gender.
If a rock star, movie star, TV star, or hyper-famous pro athlete starts playing pickup basketball outside her garage on her driveway, she’s going to swoon. That’s all that she will think about and talk about.
It doesn’t matter that the star in her driveway is sweaty and smelly. She’s going to obsess about the famous star outside her door.
So even though she wants to *claim* to other women that ladies don’t want smelly, sweaty men...she’ll ignore the smell and the sweat when the rubber meets the road.
Women don’t understand themselves.
> Bad pickup lines
101 ways to get slapped...lol
What if he owns the rental company?
“What’s a girl like you doing in a nice plays like this?” ~hic~
Damn shame too because they were much more fun.;-)
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