Researchers scour Internet for evidence of time travel

Electronic Products ^ | 01/07/2014 | Jeffrey Bausch

[null and void]

Forward only?

Pre-internet traveler comes to "now" and promptly starts tweeting about events that haven't yet happened?

I think I see a flaw in the reasoning...

[SampleMan]

This article was already posted next Tuesday.

[TomServo]

LOL!!

[logitech]

They should try looking at the way back machine.

[laweeks]

They should go to the big foot searchers and get their help. Maybe do a series of reality tv specials. But give the sask-kooks searchers a chance to find him/her/it.

[Steely Tom]

I’ve long known there isn’t any such thing as time travel for the simple reason that I didn’t notice strangers discretely watching me when I was growing up.

[PowderMonkey]

"The result of their efforts: no time travelers were discovered."

I am shocked. Dismayed. Gobsmacked even. /s
As Dr. Arthur C. Clarke once said: "You can't travel into the past. It's already gone. And, you can't travel into the future because it hasn't happened yet."

[sickoflibs]

RE “Searching the Internet for evidence of time travelers” was submitted on December 26 on ArXiv by authors Robert Nemiroff, professor of physics, and Teresa Wilson, a PhD candidate. They stated that the modern universality of the Internet lends itself to in-depth analysis methods to search for time travelers, and that the study they conducted is by and large the most comprehensive to date. “

The secrets of time travel were discovered in the 1960s by Irwin Allen.

[Balding_Eagle]

Of course there is always this utube video purportedly showing a woman using a cell phone in a 1938 movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKkde5GAWb8

Interesting part begins at 50 seconds

[null and void]

It was done with gnat-sized drones.

[sickoflibs]

[Steely Tom]

It was done with gnat-sized drones.

Oh. That's why the Flit aftershave didn't work. Another mystery solved.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

If you take the premise that it is not possible to travel back to a time before the time travel machine was built....then there can be no evidence until someone actually does it. The the internet will be flooded with all sorts of evidence.

[DeWalt]

Our founding fathers were time travelers. They accurately knew how people would be acting today and warned us about it. We were to stupid to listen.
I found the travelers and didn’t spend hundres of thousands of dollars and years to do it.

[KarlInOhio]

To: null and void

There is no time travel. You'll just annoy the future by trying to find it.

2 posted on Monday, July 20, 2020 10:35:41 PM by (Whatevere you pasties do, don't repeal the 22nd amendment. Seriously. It turned out, er will turn out very badly)

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There is no time travel. You'll just annoy the future by trying to find it.

[oldbill]

It’s true!

I tried logging into the Obamacare website and was transported back to Russia in 1917.

[oldbill]

It is true!

I was googling “amnesty” and up came a page with a New York Times headline for November 2014: “Democrats Win Landslide Victories, Take Over House and Gain 7 Senate Seats”

[count-your-change]

I tried to go to the town of Morrow but since it’s an overnight trip I kept going to the town of Day.

[martin_fierro]

Coolest-looking set EVAH.

[JRios1968]