American Idol 2014--Live Thread

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[Yaelle]

MK tweeted that she will not be in the Finale due to illness but she will be on the tour.

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She’s got the AIDS.

[Yaelle]

If you have not,......PLEASE go and buy Mark Levins book “Rescuing SPrite” It will help...I promise!

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Excellent book.

[Yaelle]

Jlo is nothing more than a stripper with a good band and background vocals

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Lol!!!
She is very pretty (some of it real), and she seems to strip really well. So she’s got that going for her. And she made sure her kids were fathered by a creepy looking skeleton so no need to fear the beauty of the next gen.

[Yaelle]

YOu are blinded by sequins and cellulite both moving at 160 MPH
You will be fine by morning

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Rofl!! Poor Jonny, he will need a couple tylenols.

[Yaelle]

That kind of encapsulates how I feel about watching Memorial Day in DC, on PBS....I watch it to remember and be close to my fallen comrades...but I damn near puke when they include the liberal pukes on the program! It is truly a labor of love to be part of that program......thank GOD Gary Sinese is on it.........so at some point people watching remember it is about the FALLEN, not Obama, not the Joint Chiefs,(editorial comment...........this is always a rough weekend for me)

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That must be so hard every year. I’m sorry for all those you lost. And I thank you for your service. At the very least you must have kept everyone laughing in bad situations. Or right after them.

[Yaelle]

If yu have to say 50 times that “you da man” trust me......you Aint DA MAN!

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I was thinking the exact same thing last night!

[Yaelle]

Now Mags gets the big hug.

Well, I did get the chocolate which was like a big hug,, only chocolate-ier.

I don’t need a big hug from Jonny.

Surely I can live without one.

So far I’m doing fine...

[Yaelle]

Well GinanotJennas singing gig with a “big star” was a big flat nothing, in my estimation...I am guessing this gal is gonna appeal to the hearing impaired

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She is easy to lip read.

Maybe it’s her fat cheeks that she has to sing around?

[Yaelle]

Jlo looks confused, as if she’s surprised others can sing and dance at the same time.

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Lol!

You wonder if she feels shame at all. I’m slowly going through the thread - last night I had a little boy with tummy ache so I couldn’t read it - he went to sleep and is fine- but seriously, a judge on American Idol can’t sing. Well then, DONT FAKE IT.

She had auto tune on in the judges’ song and I can’t wait to get to that part of the thread. I knew watching that you guys would be all over that.

I think it’s a given that Ryan Seacrest sings better than JLo. I bet someone already said that on the thread.

[Yaelle]

Is that Elvira???

[dfwgator]

Is that Elvira???

"Giddy Up.......a Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow"

[Yaelle]

You DID turn out well, and I don’t know what evening devotions are, but I am sure they are some kind of prayer or bible recitations. I do something similar with my kids every night too. The Hebrew version, lol.

[Yaelle]

DoubleLoaf
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I cracked up too. Even though I think I coined that? I said the other day there should be a duet of the last two’s brothers, Double Loaf and Light Loaf(ers).

[Yaelle]

Jlo decides Keith is getting too much attention with his guitar solo, so she steps forward, banging her tambourine that no one can hear.

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They took the little cymbals out so she doesn’t get feedback on her auto tune machine.

[Yaelle]

Keith is an awesome guitarist! His concerts are so good!

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Does he spray himself in the eyes with testosterone back stage?? How can he be such a good looking proud male with lots of charisma when he sings, and off stage be so effeminate and meek???

[Yaelle]

8348 posts on FREEREPUBLIC about some faggotized communist propaganda vehicle.
Good Lord

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Rome, we’ve all been doing this for a decade and it hasn’t taken yet. Anyone here become socialist from watching idol??

/crickets

[Yaelle]

Now it’s time for for Caleb to head over to The Biggest Loser and lose some poundage.

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Won’t the cocaine do that? Lol!

Seriously, he wouldn’t be the first Idol to be on that show. I’m blanking on the name of the chubby black Idol who was on last year.

[Yaelle]

As a rain forest worth of paper drops from tone sky!

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It was a bit thick, wasn’t it? What did they shred, all of Ryan’s pay stubs??

[Yaelle]

Wow, so very glad you stayed safe!

[Yaelle]

((((((JONNY)))))) And html is hard to do on iPads!! This has been one of my favorite years with Idol. Not because of the quality of the show. The quality of the thread!!! It's been a true joy. Of course I will be there, fashionably late, every time, for our tenth year. And I'm there right behind Chloe every Monday with you on the Bauer thread. I never want these threads to stop. I hope you will find other shows to keep us in business forever. I think your loyal followers will accompany you for any show you choose. Biggest Loser, America's Got Talent, old reruns of the golden Girls. We will be there with snarking shoes tightly laced. Thank you so very much for everything. And thanks to all the regulars and semi regulars who made me laugh all season. I was looking at the great pic of the three judges, thinking, "the artist totally nailed an expression of Harry's," then realized You Idiot, Yaelle, JONNY DID THAT!!!!! That is simply amazing. Any of those celebs would pay beaucoup to have that on their wall. Your work is above and beyond. (Idol judges do buy art and pay well - my BFF is a sculptor and Pauler has her stuff in her courtyard - from an art show) I'm so glad you're not silent in here!! You're a gem.